this jank will blow your dick straight off. straight. off.

[htsamurai]

[behndy]

urrrrrr. i have..... conflicting feelings reading that....

[coldbrightsunlight]

Definitely wish I could eat wheat to try that shit out.

[Tigerbass]

Hahaha...that's awesome!

[DarkAxel]

urrrrrr. i have..... conflicting feelings reading that....

really? how so?

i found it funny... and except for the tea really interesting and appetising

[gunslinger_burrito]

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, anyone? That was my first thought. Just sayin'

[behndy]

my brother's pissed there are neither bacon nor eggs in it, whil it sounds oddly tasty to me, the whole Sludge thing is a bit off-putting.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

my brother's pissed there are neither bacon nor eggs in it, whil it sounds oddly tasty to me, the whole Sludge thing is a bit off-putting.

You adjust the recipe and put half a dozen raw eggs into it?

[Chumley]

yeah, gettin' that vibe.
hate to be a party pooper, but milk and sugar? really?
if you're gonna drink vodka, you don't fuck around with orange juice or shit, you drink fucking vodka. if you're going to drink coffee, don't fuck around, drink your fucking coffee. if you can't handle it, you don't deserve it in the first place.

[Jero]

yeah, gettin' that vibe.
hate to be a party pooper, but milk and sugar? really?
if you're gonna drink vodka, you don't fuck around with orange juice or shit, you drink fucking vodka. if you're going to drink coffee, don't fuck around, drink your fucking coffee. if you can't handle it, you don't deserve it in the first place.

This was my conflicting feeling. I don't put that jank in my coffee.

[alexa.]

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time, anyone? That was my first thought. Just sayin'

+1

[nieh]

I made it. I thought it was really good.

[behndy]

see, i'm a pussy about coffee. i like 1/2 some flavored shit like hazelnut or vanilla coffe, 1/4 strong ass french roast, then the rest 1/2 and 1/2. with sugar.

I LIKE MY COFFEE FLAVORED MILK BEVERAGES.

also, i'd be afraid my dick might ACTUALLY blow off. i like my dick. i like my dick attached to me. i don't want to rip my balls off either.

they're my buds.

[madmax1012]

consider i feel like death after eating so much turkey, i'm gonna pretend i didn't see this

[smile_man]

yeah, gettin' that vibe.
hate to be a party pooper, but milk and sugar? really?
if you're gonna drink vodka, you don't fuck around with orange juice or shit, you drink fucking vodka. if you're going to drink coffee, don't fuck around, drink your fucking coffee. if you can't handle it, you don't deserve it in the first place.

This was my conflicting feeling. I don't put that jank in my coffee.

fuck this. most coffee is terrible and therefore can occasionally warrant creams and whatnot.