i promise i'm not some scumbag that tries to trick people into paying. i'm just trying to get what people agreed they would pay. right? that's what happens when you sign a contract, right? you print your name here, sign here, it shows you understand what happens vis-a-vis interest and late payments and all that. right?
right?
now, a lot of the people i talk to, especially in the current economic climate, have very legitimate reasons for falling behind and believe it or not we do the best we can to help them out, either with payment relief programs or fee waivers or whatever. but there's always that fucking guy...
long story short, these past six months i have come up against every conceivable variety of scumbag. here a just a few:
- the guy who makes up his own fucking rules, which invariably make no sense: "you can't call a cell phone!" "why are you calling when i'm eating dinner?" (why the fuck are you eating dinner and 4 in the afternoon, shithead?) etc.
- the guy who thinks insurance is magic and covers everything always no matter what
- the guy who refuses to believe that his apr should be more than 10% despite having been in collections 15 times
-the guy who hangs up immediately after you ask for someone repeatedly and then gets mad when we call them back a week later and he screams "WRONG FUCKING NUMBER!" because we were supposed to know that telepathically, i guess.
- and my personal favorite, the guy who went to the emergency room because he had a fucking stroke, and now refuses to pay $10 a month towards his balance. hey, thanks for saving my life! go fuck yourself!
let me believe that people are good again. or even sort of ok. i'm losing my fucking SHIT, guys.
tl;dr: remind me that people aren't complete, utter sacks of shit.








