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Re: How to spot/flame Talkbass trolls and Behndy's Baking Ti

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My comrades and I have this game called Powersphere. It's simple, and loads more enjoyable than pong of beer.

The Lowdown wrote:You have two teams of two people, each on either traditional end of a ping-pong table (though, other tables can work, you gotta feel it out). You place four empty beer cans on the table, one in every corner (Miller Lite is the preferred shitty drinking-game beer), and then you place two full cans in the middle of either end of the table.

On offense, either member of the team has a ping pong ball in hand. The first player on the offensive team then throws their ping pong ball at either of the empty cans on the other team's side of the table. The offensive player not throwing has to kneel at the middle of their end of the table, preparing to drink their respective beer (but they cannot touch the can). Well, they don't have to kneel, but it's usually easiest. I can't really kneel due to a joint problem. If they succeed in knocking off an empty can, it now becomes the responsibility of the other offensive player that's kneeling to crack their beer and begin chugging. They cannot stop chugging until one of the defensive players recovers the ping pong ball from wherever it bounced off to (our favorite arena was a crowded attic of a garage), hold it in their hand, place it on the table (while still holding onto it) and yell "stop!"

After the initial crack of the beer, chugging is simple, as you just have to grab the can. You have to use the time that the other team is searching for the ball to crack it open.

The goal of the game is to finish your team's beers (if one teammate is consuming at a higher rate, that team shares the remaining beer).


Those are the basics. Questions?
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If the goal is to finish your beer, couldn't your one teammate just take a long time finding the ball on purpose so the other player could chug the beer?
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From now on all TBFX posts shall be ping pong related. :thumb:
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and/or potatoes
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Potatoes and pong. I can go for this.
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kbithecrowing wrote:If the goal is to finish your beer, couldn't your one teammate just take a long time finding the ball on purpose so the other player could chug the beer?

Oh, wow, i'm dumb. I'm gonna go back and edit that....the OFFENSIVE team is the one that drinks.
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The only thing you should be hearing is the gratifying click of ping pong paddle on ping pong ball and ping pong ball on ping pong table.


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warwick.hoy wrote:And the assholes come out.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/compressors-819840/


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Foosball > Ping Pong.

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ooOoOoOOoOOooOoo!!

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D.o.S. wrote:Foosball > Ping Pong.

Yeah, I said it.

Heh, we had a ping pong table and a foosball table. We like balls.
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Re: How to spot/flame Talkbass trolls and Behndy's Baking Ti

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warwick.hoy wrote:And the assholes come out.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/compressors-819840/


:thumb:

Talkbass is serious shit.

U are absolutely not allowed to troll the millionth "i hate compression/compressors dont do shit"
whine thread.

But seriously talkbass is becoming thegearpage: bass edition with all these grumpy old men
with designer basses and tweeters up their dick holes
...and thats not to mention their wives (harr harr that bitch dont let me buy gear) catching
them fucking the input jack of their vt bass
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meh. just stay in the EFX forum. less clubs, less bulshit. seems like they allow people to get the piss taken out of them on a more regular basis too.
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