SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:57 am

behndy wrote:then i untie her, remove her ball gag and get her some salve for the burns.

This is often the case, except I'm the one being untied and salved. :animal:

devnulljp · Post by **devnulljp** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:35 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhN93rFZuJs[/youtube]

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl
You're trying to say, "Aw yeah, that's it"
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh...
I'm not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Mmm

It's business
It's business time
Business hours are over, Baby

skip · Post by **skip** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:34 pm

maz91379 wrote:For real though like i understand how people hoard stuff sometimes but if my significant other ever asked me to sell an instrument or told me i could only keep one for space reasons or just because / it wasn't because of tough times. I'd throw a fit tell her to go fuck herself. Like i keep seeing the " i had two guitars but my wife only let me keep one" type of thing. Like again i understand if bills need to be payed but even then it's your decision and person should approach it as such and not as some sort of opposite genital dictator.

Just saying too many relationships have someone in charge or acting like a parent. I want an equal partnership where both sides respect each other god damn it.

someone has to be in charge of the banging

Caesar · Post by **Caesar** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:36 pm

Chop up the corpse so it'll dissolve faster in acid. Duh!

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:38 pm

Caesar wrote:Chop up the corpse so it'll dissolve faster in acid. Duh!

PFFFFFT I knew I was doing it wrong the whole time! thanks! :hug:

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:44 pm

theavondon wrote:
Caesar wrote:Chop up the corpse so it'll dissolve faster in acid. Duh!

PFFFFFT I knew I was doing it wrong the whole time! thanks!

It also requires a much smaller tub of acid. Gotta stretch that stuff as far as it'll go.

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:51 pm

HCl ain't cheap bro

madmax1012 · Post by **madmax1012** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:43 pm

donkey punch.

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:50 pm

make it rain some cab fare :omg:

devnulljp · Post by **devnulljp** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 6:51 pm

theavondon wrote:HCl ain't cheap bro

Better to use a base than an acid -- some NaOH in water would do the job.
Although hydrofluoric acid would be fun. Messy, but fun.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 7:07 pm

Not to tangent a tangent, but when I read "NaOH", in my head, I 1. Read the letters, not the elements and 2. Read the "a" much quieter than the capitalized letters.

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:25 pm

devnulljp wrote:
theavondon wrote:HCl ain't cheap bro
Better to use a base than an acid -- some NaOH in water would do the job.
Although hydrofluoric acid would be fun. Messy, but fun.

Better living through chemistry! Or is it dying?

yaledelay · Post by **yaledelay** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:11 pm

Tell your mom she can't stay the night.

yaledelay · Post by **yaledelay** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:12 pm

Oh, and she owes me $50.00

Psyre · Post by **Psyre** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:10 pm

Look at my hand and say, "I love you, I just REALLY don't want to see you again pal"

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