Fuzzy Fred wrote:well i didn't necessarily mean your post, but i thought someone was gonna be like "well, if you wanna have an orgasm without ejaculating, this is what you do..."
Cock ring...?
I've always been afraid my dick might explode or fly off or something, and splooge will be spraying everywhere like a spigot that got lopped off somehow.
And that really only delays orgasm/ejac.
+1 for smoking a cig and +1 for 10 minutes recoop and cuddle(yeah, I said it) time.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
rfurtkamp wrote:Bastard stepchild of modern delay times/looping and a Lexicon Vortex would have me whipping out the credit card faster than a hooker at a coke convention.
"3. Lift weights with your penis by giving yourself an erection, hanging a towel or wet washcloth over the end, and trying to lift." lulz. Or dick push-ups.
"2. The woman can take the palm of her hand and press down on the tip of his penis;" So...you just cover the hole. Why didn't I think of that
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
maz91379 wrote:For real though like i understand how people hoard stuff sometimes but if my significant other ever asked me to sell an instrument or told me i could only keep one for space reasons or just because / it wasn't because of tough times. I'd throw a fit tell her to go fuck herself. Like i keep seeing the " i had two guitars but my wife only let me keep one" type of thing. Like again i understand if bills need to be payed but even then it's your decision and person should approach it as such and not as some sort of opposite genital dictator.
Just saying too many relationships have someone in charge or acting like a parent. I want an equal partnership where both sides respect each other god damn it.
i sit down and have a serious yet beautifully introspective discussion with her over personal property and the pitfalls couples fall into when they ignore the other's boundaries, material or not. our trust in each other, rejuvinated and made stronger by post-coital sharing, makes us both so happy that we have a healthy relationship.
then i untie her, remove her ball gag and get her some salve for the burns.
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Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
