SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?

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you'll have to pardon me, because i'm working on memory here...the ex and i were so alienated we made love about three times in the last 2 years.

catch my breath. find the towel i cleverly left somewhere nearby and use it for the obvious cleanup purposes. go have a piss. usually come back and snuggle...i'm mushy that way. a lot of the time my partner and i will fall asleep because we done knocked ourselves out. back when i had a partner who liked more of the same kinds of stuff i liked we'd maybe sit around half-clothed, get stoned, watch something on the telly, read the Sunday paper, maybe have a snack or fool around some more. at least, that's what i remember what it was like when i had a compatible partner i was attracted to.
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Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.
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McSpunckle wrote:Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.

or her boyfriend/husband....
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Catch my breath and snuggle i guess... and just think about how awesome we are together :)

btw.. rare occasion? bitch please...
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yeah, it can happen... but some gfs are prudes without disguise and that's even worse

been there
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I usually just clean up, give her a nice pat on the back and then crawl out of the fish tank.
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Turn off the Sunn 0))) playing the background, untie her and say I'll only take the spider gag out if she promises not to scream.
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maz91379 wrote:Making food/ eating like a grilled cheese sammich or ice cream or koolaid. Like last time i interrupted cuddling/ had person drive me to go get taco bell directly after. "sorry babe i know you are enjoying this and all but i'm totally starving" :lol: I felt like such a dick as it was maybe 1-2 minutes after we had finished sort of in the "well you know, i'm done make me a sandwhich" type of vein. It should be noted that there are no taco bells in australia and i've been here since last march. :cry:

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1. Turn off video camera.
2. Give him/her some treats.
3. Walk him/her to the park for a game of fetch.
4. Upload video.
5. Profit.
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Schlatte wrote:
McSpunckle wrote:Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.

or her boyfriend/husband....


or you do them too. :omg:
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I like the way you're thinking...
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Snuggle. Sleep. Wake up. Take shower. Chocolate milk.
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Apologize profusely.
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alexa. wrote:
Schlatte wrote:
McSpunckle wrote:Get the fuck out of there before the cops show up.

or her boyfriend/husband....


or you do them too. :omg:

The ass bleeding smiley really detracts from your point.
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I think this is the only serious response, but I just smoke a cig
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