The Facial Hair Thread.

[phantasmagorovich]

[Ancient Astronaught]

I've had a goatee since i was 15, i've tried many different styles, my favorite was what i call the pharaoh beard it was a 10 to 12 inch long goatee that i used watered down gel to keep it straight, had to shave that off after a nationwide tour for work. right now I shaved down to a 1/2 inch goatee and i'm growing it all out for a full on beard. Our drummer does beard competitions and always has some kind of crazy design going on. Right now hes got horizontal sideburns on the neck with 2 dreads that are over a foot long and a soulpatch as long as the sideburn things. I think there's a pic in our blog (link in my sig). He's also known for shaving random bald spots in his head or sometimes actually shaving a real looking bald spot on top of his head.

It's nice to see we have a good amount of Beardo's in here, it hink we should rename this "The Official Beardo Thread"

[Fuzzy Fred]

Fuzzy Fred, from your mouth up, you look like Ralphie from A Christmas story. From the lower lip, down, you look like the kind of weird old sailor you'd find in an opium den is some Mediterranean port city.

That's the look I was going for, weird old sailor with boyish charm

[culturejam]

I'm rockin an Amish/Mennonite "wrap-around" chinstrap type thing right now. I think it's workin!

[Schlatte]

I'm starting to get the smooth pedo-stache going... mainly because I don't have time to shave right now... we shall see... maybe I'll let it grow to a full pedo stache and give little children "the smile"

[Gearmond]

I'm rockin an Amish/Mennonite "wrap-around" chinstrap type thing right now. I think it's workin!

is that what they're calling neckbeards these days so people don't think that folks have neckbeards?

[foomanfat]

My neckbeard's name is Yoder

[Fuzzy Fred]

My neckbeard's name is Yoder

I call mine Wilfred because it smokes pot and manipulates my life and ruins my chances with the hot girl next door

[snipelfritz]

My neckbeard's name is Yoder

I call mine Wilfred because it smokes pot and manipulates my life and ruins my chances with the hot girl next door

Wilfred reference = win. Or Winfred?

The problem with me bearding is that it curbs my fantastically well-defined jaw line.

[counterdestroy]

My neckbeard's name is Yoder

I call mine Wilfred because it smokes pot and manipulates my life and ruins my chances with the hot girl next door

Wilfred reference = win. Or Winfred?

The problem with me bearding is that it curbs my fantastically well-defined jaw line.

you handsome bastard

[Fuzzy Fred]

My neckbeard's name is Yoder

I call mine Wilfred because it smokes pot and manipulates my life and ruins my chances with the hot girl next door

Wilfred reference = win. Or Winfred?

The problem with me bearding is that it curbs my fantastically well-defined jaw line.

Wilfred. its an awesome ass show And I like the fact it has fred in it because my real name is Nate.

Fuck that, be a man and grow a beard. If a girl still digs you with the scraggly ass beard, she's a keeper

[bigchiefbc]

I am bearded every year from about Oct/Nov to March/April.

This is me two winters ago:

[Psyre]

This thread made me decide to grow it out again, will be growing a full beard and try to keep updated, and shaving it down after winter for a curled stache.

[Rygot]

Gah I love ILF...

I donated all my hair earlier this year so I made sure to grow my beard instead...and the curled stache doesn't hurt to add in on occasion either.
I'll get some pictures up whenever I find my camera.

btw, phantasmagorovich... that is glorious.

[Big Mon]

a good beard gives off an air of sageliness.