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[magiclawnchair]

chuck norris is the reason for aliens not coming to earth.

[fuzzybassist]

i wanna be russian...

[D.o.S.]

Biggest badass of all time? Easy:







Teddy Roosevelt went from war hero, to diplomat, to the first US citizen to win the Nobel Peace Price, to the youngest president in our history, to a champion of the progressive moment, to a(if not THE) progenitor of the conservationist ideology. All while being an explorer and avid hunter. He also was the only major presidential candidate to run in a Progressive Party in order to fuck over Taft and get Wilson to be elected, not because he liked Wilson, but because he was severely disappointed with Taft.

He once opened a speech with the statement, blood seeping through his shirt, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

He's also a big contributor to American expansionism, and a shaping force in why America's foreign policy is so fucking retarded.

[McSpunckle]

[snipelfritz]

pish posh peas and squash, the US was isolationist before WWI. Blame Wilson.

If you're talking about manifest destiny, that had be going on for decades, blame Jackson.

[Ilikewater]

Fuck wilson, fascist prick.

[madmax1012]

i think i'm gonna add the honey badger to the list.

[D.o.S.]

Fuck wilson, fascist prick.

+1.

And I'm not saying Rosevelt was the root of the problem, just an enabler and perpetrator.

[snipelfritz]

At least he was the first one to actually say, "Hey, if we're gonna go to such lengths to take it, we had better take care of it."

And then Trust-busting. That's right, he was the first and biggest presidential proponent of making sure the rich don't take over the country by proxy, and that workers had rights. Sadly Harding and Coolidge and Hoover had to come in with their Laissez-Faire douchebaggery. We all know how that ended.

i think i'm gonna add the honey badger to the list.

The Honey Badger, it just doesn't give a fuck.

[Gearmond]

and lets not forget about his plans for the UN.

but srsly, anyone who thinks isolationism in the modern world is a good idea can just go live in a commune in the middle of montana for all i care.

[madmax1012]

At least he was the first one to actually say, "Hey, if we're gonna go to such lengths to take it, we had better take care of it."

And then Trust-busting. That's right, he was the first and biggest presidential proponent of making sure the rich don't take over the country by proxy, and that workers had rights. Sadly Harding and Coolidge and Hoover had to come in with their Laissez-Faire douchebaggery. We all know how that ended.

i think i'm gonna add the honey badger to the list.

The Honey Badger, it just doesn't give a fuck.

apparently someone watched a honey badger run under a lion where it proceeded to go super saiyan on it's testicles ....the lion didn't make it. so to recap, the lion died from having it's nuts ripped out by a honey badger.

[futuresailors]

At least he was the first one to actually say, "Hey, if we're gonna go to such lengths to take it, we had better take care of it."

And then Trust-busting. That's right, he was the first and biggest presidential proponent of making sure the rich don't take over the country by proxy, and that workers had rights. Sadly Harding and Coolidge and Hoover had to come in with their Laissez-Faire douchebaggery. We all know how that ended.

i think i'm gonna add the honey badger to the list.

The Honey Badger, it just doesn't give a fuck.

apparently someone watched a honey badger run under a lion where it proceeded to go super saiyan on it's testicles ....the lion didn't make it. so to recap, the lion died from having it's nuts ripped out by a honey badger.

actually lol'd. hard. and still am.

[snipelfritz]

That's why Wisconsin is called "The Badger State": Fuck with us and we'll rip your nuts off and let you bleed to death.

Or because it used to have a strong mining industry, but probably the first.

[Ancient Astronaught]

When i think of a bad ass i dont think of how they lived but how they died.... Yes Khan did take over most of the known world and sleep with thousands of women, but he died of an std while attempting to conquer the northern part of china, now Rasputin.... well all in one day they shot him several times, poisoned him, stabbed him, castrated him, suffocated him, and then threw him in a river while he was bound, gagged and tied in a sack.... and he was reported to have still been struggling! that my friends is a BAD ASS, not to mention the whole humungo schlong deal.....

[futuresailors]

And all they needed was a honey badger...