Have you ever

Fuzzy Picklez · Post by **Fuzzy Picklez** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:33 am

I am going to use this thread as a constant reminder that I should do more drugs.

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:21 am

Fuzzy Picklez wrote:I am going to use this thread as a constant reminder that I should do more drugs.

Well then,I'd say mission accomplished! Where is Companda in all this? Perhaps he got left behind in Canto V, in the circle of boxfuckers? :evil:

Schlatte · Post by **Schlatte** » Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:42 am

behndy wrote:Schlattey - NO REPOSTS!!! there's so much freaking weird filth out there on the interwebz that it's just.... lazy to use the same pic multiple times.

Oh... ok... thank you for your wise teachings, great master of the weird shits....i will use my new wisdom with respect and caution.

BTW:

NSFW: show

Junk · Post by **Junk** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:34 am

oh, huh.

DuoSonicII · Post by **DuoSonicII** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:16 am

Have you ever really, really really loved a woman?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw[/youtube]

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:37 am

Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:39 am

if it's me.... operating the Masturbatory Machine does it still count as manual?

huh. how smart DOES a sex toy have to be before it's not masturbation any more, it's participation? have bluetooth? a hard drive? a usb port? able to do voice recognition?

....... my favorite Helper Thingie (or it that Thingie Helper?) has a usb port. yay! TECHNOLOGY!!

DuoSonicII · Post by **DuoSonicII** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:15 am

One word for you, Behndy: teledildonics. :eek:

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:21 am

fucking LOVE the idea of that. AND that that's a WORD.

have you read that article about the guy that hooked up some sex toys and doll parts to a text based AI (i forget what it's called, but you can DL it) to have a girlfriend? and than had to wipe her and uninstall her because he went too fast and she wouldn't "talk" to him anymore? AWESOME.

i LOVE the age we live in.

DuoSonicII · Post by **DuoSonicII** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:03 am

Maybe the greatest word of all time. My college buddy and I were joking about the concept 10+ years ago, and he dubbed it "technodildonics". Then we googled it...and found out that it already existed. Of course it did. :lol:

I'm still bummed they went with "teledildonics" instead of "technodildonics", doesn't have the same ring to it. But I love having an excuse to say teledildonics. Can you tell?

Teledildonics.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:57 am

TECHNOdildonics sounds like you have one of those vibes that hooks up to your iPod shoved up your bum listening to some four on the floor banging house.

oons oons oons oons SPLOOGE.

DuoSonicII · Post by **DuoSonicII** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:24 am

behndy wrote:one of those vibes that hooks up to your iPod

Those exist too? I guess we both learned something today.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:00 am

because knowing, is half the battle.

"what's the other half?"

"lazers. red lazers are half the battle and blue lazers are half the battle."

"that's...... 3 half's...... "

*p-chew pah-CHEW*

shot his ass.

yah, i guess TECHNICALLY they hook up to anything with an 1/8 inch out jack. they use beat matching to pulse to the bass. good times.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:17 pm

It's like that game Rez. The special version came with a "trance vibrator" that matched the changing beats of the levels.

Oh, Japan.

Schlatte · Post by **Schlatte** » Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:18 pm

if i would make a sex toy that you can plug your bass in and the notes you play control the depth and speed of the sexing action and vibration... would someone actually buy it? maybe.
lol...

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