Help me solve an argument!

[madmax1012]

this is a really stupid argument, but I'm Russian, my friend is Mongolian, and my other friend is Swedish. Basically, we have an argument about badassery, and I'm certain that Russia wins, but of course we all stand behind our heritage. so, where do you stand on this issue? 3 badasses, but only one can be victorious.

[Gearmond]

Erik the Red: discovered greenland. BFD.

Grigory Rasputin: russian lowlife who got buddy buddy with the high-ups, and was p much the 50 Cent of his era. fucking loser, and his beer sucks.

Ghengis Khan: conquered the largest single area of land in human history, military genius, destroyed bagdad and altered the landscape TO THIS DAY, could have easily overhtrown all of europe, had sex with so many women that you're likely to know/be someone who is related to him. definition of badass

[Ilikewater]

Rasputin beer is pretty rank. Erik the Red is a good song by Interpol. You can't fuck with world domination.

[Schlatte]

Khan is tha man! He definitely is the baddest ass person ever.
Point made.

[jrmy]

Yoda.

[deadbeatriot]

http://www.khaaan.com/

[Schlatte]

http://www.khaaan.com/

[Mudfuzz]

yes but did Genghis k han have a disney movie made about him?

I take that as a good thing, fuck disney.

[Fuzzy Fred]

If Genghis Khan played guitar, he would use tons of fuzz to kill his opponents and impregnate their wimmins. Therefore, he gets my vote

[Jero]

Khan is the only one of those 3 that was in Bill & Ted, so I obviously will go for him.

[D.o.S.]

Rasputin avoided death like eight times and helped bring down the Tzar through his massive cock and beguiling beard.

Khan raped and pillaged so hard that like 8% of the world is directly related to him.

Erik the Red is a pussy.

[Gearmond]

yes but did Genghis k han have a disney movie made about him?

it wasn't disney, but everyone makes that mistake.

[DarkAxel]

Rasputin all the way across the sky

[devnulljp]

Rasputin wins because only he has been immortalised in song quite like this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmjdZKfumEI[/youtube]

Plus, the other two were just bloodthirsty fuckheads. All he was doing was getting it on and refused to die.

[madmax1012]

i was either gonna say Nikola Tesla or Rasputin. rasputin won simply because the russian peasant class referred to him as "the unmentionable". that's a pretty fucking terrifying name to give someone. tesla on the other hand is a real life mad scientist. dude claimed he could create a device to split the world in half, AND they blame him for the Tunguska event, aka an explosion compared to be 1000 times more powerful than Hiroshima. fucking badass russians man.