dudes, help me sleep

[Derelict78]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24pOo5htg9E[/youtube]

[Fuzzy Fred]

I have no idea what it is guys, shit sucks though.

I should totally just do roofies every night

[Gearmond]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3xFZ0A15Bg[/youtube]

[tuffteef]

the key to sleep is telling papa tuffteef about your problems

[Jwar]

Without reading another other responses, did anyone suggest jerking off? Anyone?

[Jero]

Without reading another other responses, did anyone suggest jerking off? Anyone?

No, you are actually the first

[Big Mon]

fucking Calea Zacatechichi. Can be either smoked or made into a tea. I know you don't smoke,so there's the tea option. WARNING: TASTES LIKE SHIT AND CAUSES LUCID DREAMING. But it damned sure knocked me on my ass every time I smoked it.

[hclapp219]

i mean before these past few days, my usual night went like this for a school night: Go to bed around 10:30 (don't judge), usually knock out after 11 after staring at the ceiling, wake up around 2, 3:30, 5 then like 7 and get up and head out for the day. I mean I never got the best sleep, but this has been draining me

Not being able to fall asleep and not being able to stay asleep are two very different things. I know this sounds lame, but if you can, talk to a doctor. There are some things like sleep apnea that can wake you up in the middle of the night that aren't good.

[Fuzzy Fred]

Well for a while I just haven't been getting hardly any sleep at all. I normally don't get much sleep but I mean come on

[McSpunckle]

I ctrl+f'd "masturbate" and it appears you have not received any decent advice.

[Fuzzy Fred]

I ctrl+f'd "masturbate" and it appears you have not received any decent advice.

masturbation isn't the answer man, did you know that every time you masturbate, jesus gets crucified all over again?

EDIT: That's what this one girl told me...

[McSpunckle]

But he just comes back later, so who gives a shit?

[01010111]

I'm pretty sure this is why masterbation was originally considered a sin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preformationism

[Fuzzy Fred]

But he just comes back later, so who gives a shit?

My response was "his won't be the only second coming" and then I walked away trying not to laugh

I felt so awesome when I said that

[snipelfritz]

Ok, well I mean, I'm talking about like illegal drugs like heroin and shit like that. Not trying to be a smartass, but you know what I mean. I drink tea or coffee in the morning if I have to be up early (ie 8am class). If I don't have anything to do the next day, I'll drink soda or iced tea at night. If I do, I usually drink water after lunch.

Obviously heroin is in a class of it's own. However, my point is that drugs should be illegal because they're bad, not bad because they're illegal, and many people seem to miss that point. That, however, is a totally irrelevant point.

I am going to jump on the masturbation train. Seriously, take some mellow-tones, rock your Johnson like there's no tomorrow, then enjoy your eight hours.

Also, there is a big difference between falling asleep and staying asleep. Whoever said that, knows this shit.