Hello Friends My Name is Arden Please Review my Website

[behndy]

..... yeah.

so much truth.

now i REALLY feel like a derty old man.

[Caesar]

..... yeah.

so much truth.

now i REALLY feel like a derty old man.

I still have to watch her show almost every day.

[behndy]

lulz. SO AWKWARD. SO TRUE.

[behndy]

PORN RAPE KILL PRESIDENT BOMB TERROR LOLI ANARU ZEME DESU

[Fuzzy Fred]

I'm definitely going to prison

[behndy]

gawd this is so unrelated to Ripping Apart Unready Yet Pushed As Sechsy Beast Keeds Then Going To Jail.... but would a restaurant called the Faraday Cage where you built it into a Communications Lockout Dining Experience be a good idea?

me and a bud where throwing that idea around. i was thinking of putting a degausing strip of amazing power over my door frame in case i ever got Fed Raided, was thinking about TransMet, and that came out. hey! i DID kinda bring it back around! i'm a fucking information delivery PIMP up in this bitch!

murrrrr?

[Fuzzy Fred]

gawd this is so unrelated to Ripping Apart Unready Yet Pushed As Sechsy Beast Keeds Then Going To Jail.... but would a restaurant called the Faraday Cage where you built it into a Communications Lockout Dining Experience be a good idea?

me and a bud where throwing that idea around. i was thinking of putting a degausing strip of amazing power over my door frame in case i ever got Fed Raided, was thinking about TransMet, and that came out. hey! i DID kinda bring it back around! i'm a fucking information delivery PIMP up in this bitch!

murrrrr?

Word! I have had that plan if I ever opened up a nice restaurant, I don't wanna hear people yap on their cell phones during a meal

[behndy]

heh. or have waitress walk around, pull out a tit for attention, then flash all there phones and are Distraction Devices with a localized EMP burst.

"you... you FRIED MY PHONE!!! nice tits"

"did you not read the sighn sir?"

*TALK LIKE HUMANS OR BURN*

i spend a LOT of time on the interwebs with Super Peachies like y'all, and it's AWESOME; but c'mon. if i make the effort and actually leave ny house, get off your fucking fone and look me in the face.

plus pull your tits out. are you listening to me Ms. Gomez?

[behndy]

Ms. Gomez is Ms. DubKitty? well, HELLO.

wait. is Dubkitty a Dood or a Layday. innie or outie? MURRRRRR??!?