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[behndy]

oh sweet lord i hope he never loses his other arm.

if BukArm x A = BehnPeener and A = 0....... THE HORROR.

[theactionindex]

No no no, just double the number of missing Bukowski appendages and that's yer peen situation.

So if his other arm is severed leaving him with 0 arms, meaning he has 2 missing appendages, and you double that....

QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK

[Achtane]

oh sweet lord i hope he never loses his other arm.

if BukArm x A = BehnPeener and A = 0....... THE HORROR.

NSFW: show

QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK

Holy shit.
Behndy has a Flakvierling 38 in his pants.

FUCKVERLONG 69

[behndy]

oh sweet lord i hope he never loses his other arm.

if BukArm x A = BehnPeener and A = 0....... THE HORROR.

NSFW: show

QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK

Holy shit.
Behndy has a Flakvierling 38 in his pants.

FUCKVERLONG 69

YESH!!!!!!

i am EXCITE. gonna go Bukowski Hunting. GIMME THAT ARM BOY!! I GOTS QUINTUPLETS TO PLEASE!!!!

[Fuzzy Fred]

Screw you Behndy, I called dibs!

Have you no honour?

[behndy]

well, she DID ask for 2 dicks 'parently. was just trying to hook her up without any of that "is that balls on my balls?" awkwardness of a threeway. that, and the skin between the booter and the cooter is WAY too thin. weird to feel your boy's veiny apendage.

"heh. yours curves to the left."

"the RIGHT stoopid."

"..... oh. see, from this side it feels like it-"

"SHUT. UP."

oh. that was a special day.

would it be dishonorable to want sloppy 2's & 3's?

[Fuzzy Fred]

well, she DID ask for 2 dicks 'parently. was just trying to hook her up without any of that "is that balls on my balls?" awkwardness of a threeway. that, and the skin between the booter and the cooter is WAY too thin. weird to feel your boy's veiny apendage.

"heh. yours curves to the left."

"the RIGHT stoopid."

"..... oh. see, from this side it feels like it-"

"SHUT. UP."

oh. that was a special day.

would it be dishonorable to want sloppy 2's & 3's?

she was requesting me to eat her out.

who said I'm ever gonna be done.

btw, I love spammers...

[behndy]

also....

01) i had to look up Flakvierling 38, and good lord i'm getting surgery. do you understand how awesome it would be to pull that out on a grrL? the look on her (his for you Spunkley. MWAH!) face the first time.... would be SO worth all the months of recuperation.

02) that Dick Arm Dood is now the background wallpaper for my fone.

03) i also had to look up who Selena Gomez is. she's a BABY. so yesh, Fredah, you can have her. but i wan her back in 3 years when she's ripened. i wan her back HARD.

[Caesar]

TrueFact: My kids are seeing Selena Gomez in concert tonight!

[Fuzzy Fred]

TrueFact: My kids are seeing Selena Gomez in concert tonight!

Be sure to tell them what is happening after the concert with the people of ILF and Selena Gomez

[Caesar]

She was hotter before she was infected with the Bieber.

From my daughter's FB

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i found fuzzy fred

[Fuzzy Fred]

i found fuzzy fred

she didnt wanna wait

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