Who wants to know what fucked up shit happened to me?

[wsas3]

as a general rule, when you walk in to a house and someone's shooting drugs it's a good idea to leave. nothing good is likely to happen from that point on. the creepy thing is, that story is actually pretty low on the list of possible worst-case scenarios. fuckin' hell. it's about half a miracle you aren't in prison right now...if you get popped with a bunch of people with drugs and they lie, you could take the fall for the shit, and you know what that means. helloooooooooooo, Rikers.

Yeah from when I was into the shit they were into now I had 'friends' who had been to rikers and they had some not-so-nice shit to say about it

[Achtane]

man i aint readin that shit

[wsas3]

alright for the people who don't want to read that much:
go see a guy today, people are shooting heroin in his house, he beats his mom up when she walks in, couple is having sex while me and two other guys there, we get in car, car crashs, i throw up as an excuse to go home, go home.

[adrianlee]

Bro you had a girl threaten to kill you. You can't leave that shit out of the cliff notes!

[Mike]

alright for the people who don't want to read that much:
go see a guy today, people are shooting heroin in his house, he beats his mom up when she walks in, couple is having sex with while me and two other guys are there, we get in car, car crashs, i throw up as an excuse to go home, go home.

Fixed that for you... unless the five of you were... uhh... well, I fixed that for you.

[McSpunckle]

Was she hot?

[plhogan]

Kids

[tuffteef]

paragraphs
pish posh hes 17 i barely use paragraphs at 22

[DarkAxel]

that's some mad shit

good thing people around me just smoke weed

[Fuzzy Fred]

Bro you had a girl threaten to kill you. You can't leave that shit out of the cliff notes!

that's anticlimactic! Throwing some english vocabularies down for yallins! that shit is important.

[D.o.S.]

alright for the people who don't want to read that much:
go see a guy today, people are shooting heroin in his house, he beats his mom up when she walks in, couple is having sex with while me and two other guys are there, we get in car, car crashs, i throw up as an excuse to go home, go home.

Fixed that for you... unless the five of you were... uhh... well, I fixed that for you.

Beat me to it.

as a general rule, when you walk in to a house and someone's shooting drugs it's a good idea to leave.

You clearly suck at partying.

[theavondon]

[Moustache_Bash]

Kids

That's what I was thinking, too.

[wsas3]

Was she hot?

No she was pretty gosh darn ugly. Not that I'd judge everyone woman on that, but.... *shudders*

[dubkitty]

You clearly suck at partying.

i just try to avoid diminishing-returns situations. and usually when you walk into a place you've never been before and the first thing you see is somebody you don't even know shooting junk, unless you're a heroin user or interested in using heroin the ratio of potential negative-to-positive returns just skyrocketed. then, at the point when the people walk in shouting "WE GOT TEN CAPS!!!" that's where i'd say "excuse me, but i have a bus to catch..."