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Get the tech to dress in thigh-highs, heels, corset and green lab coat and chase an overweight rocker on a Harley around the exam room during the procedure.
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gawd. i would bang a young Tim Curry to within an inch of his life. Modern Curry? i'd want him to tell me catty storiew about all the closeted guys in the movie bidness he fooled around with while giving me a gentle handie.
and i'm not even gay. WITNESS THE POWER OF TIM CURRY.
and i'm not even gay. WITNESS THE POWER OF TIM CURRY.
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with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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All I got to say is the mods on Talkbass are homos. Not all of them, but most of them. I got another infraction today for not treating people with respect or some shit. That's stupid. Why should I treat people with respect? WHY!!! Slut cock nipple fucks!
PS. I'm not really worked up about it, but it is kind of funny.
PS. I'm not really worked up about it, but it is kind of funny.
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gah! SHE is fucking adorable.
"i'm married....... i'm not THAT married........."
"i'm married....... i'm not THAT married........."
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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A manatee tat? She IS a doll, but...a manatee tat?
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behndy wrote:...or Unsuspecting Tourist Penetration.... whatever does it for you.... i don't judge....
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I still can't believe nobody has admitted to drinking douches, I do that shit just cuz I can
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behndy wrote:gah! SHE is fucking adorable.
"i'm married....... i'm not THAT married........."
+1.
I'm single. I'd hit that.
What's marriage like, behndysief? Not that you can condense that into one post, but, uh, I dunno, it's always struck me as a little too foreign to my situation/made me feel like I should be old/embracing my ever looming residents in "Real Person Land™."
FWIW, I always thought the mods on TB were real fuckin' cool, actually.
Even/Especially Pacman, given the fact that he's in the army and I'm about as anti-armed services as you get. J.T. was always down for silliness, Grygrx was like the older brother who never really showed up, and Bryan R. Taylor was the chill uncle who we all knew snuck away to smoke weed at the family picnic that was TBOT/FX.
Hate on that place all you want, but it totally fosters a level of discourse that I don't associate with the internet.
Plus, whenever I lurk in OT, I can rest easy knowing that between aborg and Liquid Midnight my posts and points are 75% covered. Those guys/gals(?) are fucking awesome.
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FWIW, I always thought the mods on TB were real fuckin' cool, actually.
Even/Especially Pacman, given the fact that he's in the army and I'm about as anti-armed services as you get. J.T. was always down for silliness, Grygrx was like the older brother who never really showed up, and Bryan R. Taylor was the chill uncle who we all knew snuck away to smoke weed at the family picnic that was TBOT/FX.
Hate on that place all you want, but it totally fosters a level of discourse that I don't associate with the internet.
I've talked to Pacman (John) personally a few times myself, he's a pretty chill dude as long as your not being a total ass. Bryan R, Major Metal, Embellisher, and even Failson are all pretty chill cool guys. Have had some pretty interesting Philosophical talks with Major Metal as well. John Turner is just fucking cool as tits when it comes to being an admin. He's like the coolest kid on the playground and nobody fucks with him, but when they do he takes it and rolls along like its his job to.
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mods - yah. i've only had one time i got an infraction when i thought other dooder i was tiffing with was a complete fuck hole and i thought i was in the right.... and i got an explanation that made sense and a sorta apology, I Gotsta By The Rules Ding You If I'm Gonna Ding Him. there was one mod dood that was a cunt waffle, but i havna seen him for a bit. Bryan Tyler is as sexy as tits on a marmosette, Pac'r and the rest seem cool, and Gryg'ahlz has answered some stoopid or annoying questions i've had. seems like a good guy.
i don't really mind the moddin there. they want that site run a certain way and the mods get very little back for doing that.
marrrrrriage - meh. like everything, it's a mixed bag. i have an odd situation where me and my grrL have been married for 10 years, but the last 4.8 we've only been on the same continent about 1-3 months out of a year. so... haven't really had the chance lately to turn into an old married couple that's sick of each other's company.
yeah, i see at least 4 Hawt GrrLs a day (LOVE living in Cali) that i want to know what they look like nekid and i'd ENJOY trying to fit my parts into their parts. but i've always been super monogamous (unless it's an agreed upon multi partner humping situation. that doesna count) and i've done bunches of fuckin's before i got with Mayu, so i'm just happy to always have someone there that doesn't think i'm a freak. or.... at least thinks that if i'm broken, i'm broken in fun and interesting ways.
but yeah. like kids... dunno if marriage is for everybody. gawd i'd make a horrible father. i have no patience for that shit. i'd BEAT a kid.
i don't really mind the moddin there. they want that site run a certain way and the mods get very little back for doing that.
marrrrrriage - meh. like everything, it's a mixed bag. i have an odd situation where me and my grrL have been married for 10 years, but the last 4.8 we've only been on the same continent about 1-3 months out of a year. so... haven't really had the chance lately to turn into an old married couple that's sick of each other's company.
yeah, i see at least 4 Hawt GrrLs a day (LOVE living in Cali) that i want to know what they look like nekid and i'd ENJOY trying to fit my parts into their parts. but i've always been super monogamous (unless it's an agreed upon multi partner humping situation. that doesna count) and i've done bunches of fuckin's before i got with Mayu, so i'm just happy to always have someone there that doesn't think i'm a freak. or.... at least thinks that if i'm broken, i'm broken in fun and interesting ways.
but yeah. like kids... dunno if marriage is for everybody. gawd i'd make a horrible father. i have no patience for that shit. i'd BEAT a kid.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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So the girlfriend wants to buy me stuff. (I objected a bunch cause I'm not very comfortable with people buying me gifts; I like to pay for them with my hard earned money. But she's damn set on it) New phone or pedal?
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Pedal of course.
I lurked Bass Fuzz for the first time in months and saw G's review of the Mojo Hand Green Muff clone. I might want that.
I lurked Bass Fuzz for the first time in months and saw G's review of the Mojo Hand Green Muff clone. I might want that.
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warwick.hoy wrote:Pedal of course.
I lurked Bass Fuzz for the first time in months and saw G's review of the Mojo Hand Green Muff clone. I might want that.
or you could build your own...
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As someone who doesn't know the first thing about TB but enjoys boobage, I approve of this thread.
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what.... kind of phone do you have now? i spend ASS loads of time on mine's. as much as i hate Apple, the ubiquity of the iPhone makes it damn usefull. very much waiting for the next iteration.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

