how many times a day do you poop?

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

cause for me it's between 2-4. sometimes i take 2 dumps before breakfast!
my diet is mostly high fiber, fruits, veggies, etc...

discuss.

[jrmy]

Once a day, in the morning, typically between 7:30 and 7:45. And believe me, I get plenty of fiber. Toilets fear me.

[Gearmond]

bout two times

[magiclawnchair]

usually 2. the alarm clock goes off and i roll outta bed and drop the kids off at the pool. usually around 1-2 in the afternoon i drop the duce. a few times a week i will lead the browns to the super bowl before bed.

my diet is greek yogurt, bananas, popeyes chicken, steak, pizza and pasta with plenty off beer to walsh it down.

[Holy Schnikes]

Twice for me on a good day. Far more if a hangover and late night fast food was involved.

my diet is greek yogurt, bananas, popeyes chicken, steak, pizza and pasta with plenty off beer to walsh it down.

Wow, a perfect culmination of ingredients to ensure your dumps play no games when it comes to death-inducing stench!

[magiclawnchair]

garlic!

[proroby]

Two times, morning and early evening.

[ashdown]

2-4

[dubkitty]

as often as necessary.

[Holy Schnikes]

as often as necessary.

Good answer.

[Jero]

1-4

[culturejam]

Usually 2 or 3. Occasionally 4 or 5.

[plhogan]

Usually once. Sometimes twice. I pretty much only eat protein and a bit of fiber though.

[bigchiefbc]

Once every night, right before bed. Like fucking clockwork.

[Officer Bukowski]

I couldn't even imagine taking 4 dumps in one day unless I was sick or something.

Usually one for me, maybe two.