Should I?(Facebook fun content)

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Should I?(Facebook fun content)

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Recently,my weird father revealed that he created a phoney Facebook account. He said he did it to spy on me and my kids. As some of you might know,I have 2 accounts: One for family(the clean version),and one for talkin' mad shit,swearing,and discussing weird,random shit that might not set well with my mom and kids.So,to the best of my knowledge,the one he reads is my naughty one. Should I:
Claim to be a theistic Satanist?
Have a FB "coming out"party,stating that I'm very gay?(keep in mind I'm in da dirty Souff and that doesn't set well with older folk)
Do a total 180 and pretend to be a super devout Christian(I'm actually an Anglican,which already bugs him,but I'm not all Gung ho about it)
Claim to want to go to Law School?(Pops hates lawyers)
Into animal porn?
Stick lightbulbs up my butt?
Any other ideas that some of YOU may have are welcome. I really wanna fuck with him in a serious way. Don't get me wrong,I don't hate my dad,I just don't like being spied on. And I will definitely tell him so. I just wanna have a little fun first. :animal:
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Please have a coming out party. I will help since i am relatively near and have no qualms about appearing to be a homosexual it could be convincing.
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create another fake FB page, for a sheep [hey people have them for their cats...] then use it to post all types of sheepish thoughts and desires on the other account
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Add me on FB and we can be in a relationship since everyone seems to think I'm gay anyway.

Also, stick a lightbulbs up your butt.
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wait, what is his fake FB identity I want to addz him.
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can i be your international lover?
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coming out party.
with hot dogs.
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Energy efficient light bulbs or the round oval light bulbs?
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Coming out party AND total 180 devout christian.
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Color me gay with a glass General Electric Dildo in my butt...
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Dude, coming out party with pictures of lightbulbs up your ass

Oh and add everyone on ILF and put in a relationship with 30 guys
So this turned into another devi thread...
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leastwise wrote:Coming out party AND total 180 devout christian.

Winner!!!!

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I think your Dad may be the only Dad in the world who'd look at
"I've decided to go to Law School" and "I'm into Animal Porn" with equal disdain.
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Just constantly change your relationship status. From different relationships with various ILF'rs, all of which being "It's Complicated With".
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MiddleEarthCrisis wrote:I think your Dad may be the only Dad in the world who'd look at
"I've decided to go to Law School" and "I'm into Animal Porn" with equal disdain.

Best post so far.

but continue... :snax:
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