Terrorist attck in the US. Again.

[bubstance]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DirUJyPoMIM[/youtube]

[plhogan]

This whole "anti-mainstream media" thing is so retarded. Conservatives tend not to be journalists just like liberals tend not to own military surplus stores. It's not some great conspiracy.

Ah, a Cracked reader.

Dazzle us with some more gleefully-pilfered psuedo-literate oversimplification, eh?



The US has a right-wing bias. Therefore the media has a right-wing bias. Whenever you hear anything about the dreaded and deadly "liberal bias of the mainstream media," you're talking the differences between slate and grey. All those guys still support a globalized industrial hegemony with the US at the top.

Also known as: "Why Azerbaijan will never do anything economically except export denim, because the rest of the world likes our jeans and likes 'em cheap, thank you very much."


Excuse me, I seem to have left my tin-foil hat in my conspiracy theory radio tower.

Was that you trying to be a dick or did it just come off that way?

[D.o.S.]

Was that you trying to be a dick or did it just come off that way?

"Gleefully-pilfered psuedo-literate oversimplification" is my working definition of Cracked content.

I can't quit you, baby.