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behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:24 am

i know he's on here sometimes too, but i sent a pm to Grygahahaczhvlakherzlxz that just said "Thank You!".

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:13 am

behndy wrote:what went down with you over there?

A few temp bans and some ill-timed infraction points juggling/envelope pushing.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:16 am

warwick.hoy wrote:Smokin Toaster has now made my shitlist.

That's the guy from Real LA-Lower Alabumfuck, right?

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:56 am

D.o.S. wrote:
warwick.hoy wrote:Smokin Toaster has now made my shitlist.

That's the guy from Real LA-Lower Alabumfuck, right?

Yup.

OP: Hey talkbass! I recently bought a most awesome Squier bass and I started looking at pedals today to go with it. I currently own no pedals but I've tried my girlfriends distortion pedal and liked the sound. What pedals do you have and what pedals did you start with? I'm looking for something relatively cheap, under $80

Reply by Smokin Toaster +1

My effects are my fingers and my monster cable.
IMHO, effects are a crutch. My opinion, feel free to disagree.

Dude comes into effects forum,...tells a noob that FX are a crutch,...and advocates the use of corporate bullying, snake oil sales tactics cable company. Dick, doosh, dumbass.

In other news I had two dreams that involved my wife giving birth last night. Weird.

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:02 pm

warwick.hoy wrote:
D.o.S. wrote:
warwick.hoy wrote:Smokin Toaster has now made my shitlist.

That's the guy from Real LA-Lower Alabumfuck, right?

Yup.

OP: Hey talkbass! I recently bought a most awesome Squier bass and I started looking at pedals today to go with it. I currently own no pedals but I've tried my girlfriends distortion pedal and liked the sound. What pedals do you have and what pedals did you start with? I'm looking for something relatively cheap, under $80

Reply by Smokin Toaster +1

My effects are my fingers and my monster cable.
IMHO, effects are a crutch. My opinion, feel free to disagree.

Dude comes into effects forum,...tells a noob that FX are a crutch,...and advocates the use of corporate bullying, snake oil sales tactics cable company. Dick, doosh, dumbass.

In other news I had two dreams that involved my wife giving birth last night. Weird.

Link. Monster are the only cables I have had fail, three different times.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:03 pm

HURR DURR HIDE BEHIND YOUR EFFECTS YOU FUCKING TALENTLESS HACKS URRRR TONE IS THE THE FINGERS DURRRR

Nobody ever goes into the amp forum with HURRR YOUR TUBES WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PITCH SHIFT DURRRR I DONT SEE A TUBE BITCRUSHER URRRR LOOK AT THESE FUCKIN IDIOTS LIMITING THEMSELVES TO TUBES DURRRR

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:13 pm

warwick.hoy wrote:
In other news I had two dreams that involved my wife giving birth last night. Weird.

Time for a mini Hoy?

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:18 pm

was she giving birth to babies? like, human babies?

because i have dreams about being knocked up giving birth all the time. but... it's not humans that come out of me. not yet at least.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:49 pm

Joe Gress wrote:
warwick.hoy wrote:
In other news I had two dreams that involved my wife giving birth last night. Weird.

Time for a mini Hoy?

I guess it's time to stop PM'ing everyone my uber-sexy Male Childbirth pictures....
:cry:

End of an era, gentlemen.

theavondon · Post by **theavondon** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:52 pm

THE PARTYY'S OVERRRRRRRR A CDDDDD'S SKIIIPIN' IT'S THE SAAAAAAME HOOK REPEATIN'!

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:53 pm

fuck. i missed out on an iconic moment of a period. now i am sad.

YOU MADE ME SAD DoSey DOH.

but i'm on my way to get a tortilla scramble and a currant scone with lemon curd. so not everything's ruined. YET.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:36 pm

THAT DONT SOUND MURRCAN TO ME, gat-DAMMIT.
You one o them FRENCH BOYS or somethin?

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:45 pm

Joe Gress wrote:
warwick.hoy wrote:
In other news I had two dreams that involved my wife giving birth last night. Weird.

Time for a mini Hoy?

Not possible,....I've had the snipzors

Mudfuzz wrote:Link. Monster are the only cables I have had fail, three different times.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/effec ... wn-792779/

behndy wrote:was she giving birth to babies? like, human babies?

because i have dreams about being knocked up giving birth all the time. but... it's not humans that come out of me. not yet at least.

Well the first one was a human baby boy,...and it was one of those long drawn out ordeals in I which I had to do the grab the head and cut the cord sorta thing. The second one shot out and was a female and lizard like that eventually turned into a tortoise shell patterned cat.

My name is Mudd · Post by **My name is Mudd** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:52 pm

re, Smokin' Toaster's trolling - I like that staindbass showed up and recommended a chorus...just how many albums has S/T sold with his bass, cable, and fingers?

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:42 pm

warwick.hoy wrote:
Mudfuzz wrote:Link. Monster are the only cables I have had fail, three different times.

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f36/effec ... wn-792779/

behndy wrote:was she giving birth to babies? like, human babies?

because i have dreams about being knocked up giving birth all the time. but... it's not humans that come out of me. not yet at least.

Well the first one was a human baby boy,...and it was one of those long drawn out ordeals in I which I had to do the grab the head and cut the cord sorta thing. The second one shot out and was a female and lizard like that eventually turned into a tortoise shell patterned cat.

whoa dude. that's trippy as hell. although, a tortoise shell patterned cat would be pretty sweet

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