Fuzzy Fred wrote:I wanna start smoking so I can be one of those people that were like "I saved 2 grand when I stopped smoking so I bought myself a guitar with the money I saved"
I want to start smoking so I can take 4 to 6 extra breaks at work every day. Most places allow smoke breaks, but they don't allow a non-smoking break in the same way. I think that's fucking stupid.
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culturejam wrote:I want to start smoking so I can take 4 to 6 extra breaks at work every day. Most places allow smoke breaks, but they don't allow a non-smoking break in the same way. I think that's fucking stupid.
I've actually argued that very thing with multiple bosses and won every time
If that doesn't work, roll really nice j's and act like they're cigs
Fuzzy Fred wrote:I wanna start smoking so I can be one of those people that were like "I saved 2 grand when I stopped smoking so I bought myself a guitar with the money I saved"
I want to start smoking so I can take 4 to 6 extra breaks at work every day. Most places allow smoke breaks, but they don't allow a non-smoking break in the same way. I think that's fucking stupid.
Buy one pack of smokes, take out one like you are going to smoke it and either put it back in when you're out of sight or just burn it and hold it by your side so you look like your between drags for added effect.
culturejam wrote:I want to start smoking so I can take 4 to 6 extra breaks at work every day. Most places allow smoke breaks, but they don't allow a non-smoking break in the same way. I think that's fucking stupid.
I've actually argued that very thing with multiple bosses and won every time
Yup, every time I've complained about that to a boss, he's told me to go ahead and take a non-smoking break.
I smoke but try really hard to be considerate. I don't smoke at all in my house. Rachel's got asthma,and my kids don't need to come hang at a smokey ass house. I actually wish I could give the fuckers up. But alas,I have NO willpower.
I smoked a pack a day through college, and then quit right after college when I moved into an apartment with three non-smokers. I consider myself very lucky that I can smoke a cigar every now and then without slipping back into it.
It's frustrating,because quitting smoking turns me into a douche. There's an herb called Lobelia Inflata that confuses nicotine receptors in yr brain that I wanna try. But really,I've tried the patch,the gum,all manner of shit. And nothing worked. Fuck cigarettes for being so great after a bong rip or with a cup of coffee.
This thread has nothing to do with smokers. It has to do with douchebags. The method of expelling that douchebaggery will differ from bag to bag. Some people blow smoke in other people's face(I actively try to avoid this, but wind is wind). Some douchebags just like to generallize groups of people and rant about it over the internet.
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smile_man wrote:i like to blow smoke exclusively in kids faces
Aw yea, git em now.
Since I started working in restaurants, I started smoking mostly because it was a way to deal with with stress. It's gross and disrespectful to blow smoke in someone's face. Two guys I work do that if you talk to them, burn your eyes and smells like burnt ass. If I could have a stress reliever that didn't carry the health problems of smokes, I'd be down in a minute for it.
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blooghost wrote:It's frustrating,because quitting smoking turns me into a douche. There's an herb called Lobelia Inflata that confuses nicotine receptors in yr brain that I wanna try. But really,I've tried the patch,the gum,all manner of shit. And nothing worked. Fuck cigarettes for being so great after a bong rip or with a cup of coffee.
cold turkey + pills from the doc ?
Well,sure,there's that. But what is in those pills? And are there side effects? I'm also on Zoloft. Would there be some weird interaction between my SSRI and Chantix? I wish it were as simple as that. But I will eventually try the Lobelia,which actually has zero nicotine,and reportedly makes cigarettes taste like ass.
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