I can solve the Gay Marriage fight/debate...

[Christopher]

can we just make all marriage illegal and call it a day?

should be this way--

but 2D waifus are okay

[devnulljp]

can we just make all marriage illegal and call it a day?

should be this way--

Except for the tax breaks, which are nice.

[snipelfritz]

Dude, how much money is the average marriage license? Multiply that by the number of gay people who'd get married right away, not to mention in the future *BOOM* Revenue!

We do the same thing with weed. Legalize it let an industry grow around it and tax the shit out of it. It'll be cheaper for better product and the gov't would get money from it rather than spend money fighting it.

We let a liberal social agenda pass, but tax the shit out of it to pay the deficit. 7.5% Abortion tax!!!!!!!!Q

[devnulljp]

Not just the marriage license, think about all the fabulous weddings ... how much cash is that many rooms full of flamingoes and parachuting Cher impersonators, not to mention bridesmaids/misters' designer bumless gladiator dresses, going to bring in?
Then there's the divorce revenue.
The whole thing would pull the world's economy out of the toilet.

[culturejam]

We let a liberal social agenda pass, but tax the shit out of it to pay the deficit. 7.5% Abortion tax!!!!!!!!Q

I love this idea!

And I totally agree. Pass a "liberal" law, and then tax it like a top-hat-wearing bourgeois conservative pig.

[skip]

can we just make all marriage illegal and call it a day?

should be this way--

Except for the tax breaks, which are nice.

oh, shit i read that wrong-- i thought it said make all marriages LEGAL--
which i am for

[snipelfritz]

Not just the marriage license, think about all the fabulous weddings ... how much cash is that many rooms full of flamingoes and parachuting Cher impersonators, not to mention bridesmaids/misters' designer bumless gladiator dresses, going to bring in?
Then there's the divorce revenue.
The whole thing would pull the world's economy out of the toilet.

F'real. Think about how many small businesses/entrepeneurs are involved in a wedding. Wardrobing, the venue, catering, photographer, the cake. That's all money right thurr.

[McSpunckle]

GAY PRIDE PARADE AT EVERY WEDDING!

[TroySanders]

i wish they'd fuckin do the death penalty on every gay.

[proroby]

I really think the people who are opposed don't want gay people getting married because of the legal benefits you get. These people don't want gay people to be equal to them because they are afraid of them...people hate what they are afraid of. It's an encroachment on the American way as they see it. It scares them.

[Blackened Soul]

i wish they'd fuckin do the death penalty on everyone and call it a day..

fixed!

[skip]

i hate fuzz and am scared of it-- but i would marry it

[Gearmond]

all marriage should be gay marriage.

if its not gay, then you divorce.