The official "where the hell is smile_man" thread

[TroySanders]

well whoever that was in his avatar, i wanna do them. hard. male or female.

Same goes for you big boy

"Are you trying to seduce me?"

[unownunown]

well whoever that was in his avatar, i wanna do them. hard. male or female.

that's sasha grey, son. but she quit porn and is now attempting to act (poorly)

[Mudfuzz]

well whoever that was in his avatar, i wanna do them. hard. male or female.

that's sasha grey, son. but she quit porn and is now attempting to act (ohgodno)

And I is going to say meh. Yes meh I say. On both accounts... meh.

[the Life Aquatic]

so is sasha grey actually holding a dick and the pedal was photo shopped in there in his avatar?

[unownunown]

nah, she was holding a book about existentialism which she has a huge 'intellectual' boner for.

[Fuzzy Picklez]

well whoever that was in his avatar, i wanna do them. hard. male or female.

Same goes for you big boy

but yea, smiley-mr. be a dong-wielder like the (mostly) rest of us.

And Picklez, why don't YOU go visit him?

Don't have a car or my license.
Makes life hard you know?

[Holy Schnikes]

well whoever that was in his avatar, i wanna do them. hard. male or female.

that's sasha grey, son. but she quit porn and is now attempting to act (poorly)

anal warts + porn hiatus + Entourage casting = BOOOOOO!

Sasha clearly demonstrates why porn stars should avoid "acting".

[snipelfritz]

well whoever that was in his avatar, i wanna do them. hard. male or female.

Same goes for you big boy

but yea, smiley-mr. be a dong-wielder like the (mostly) rest of us.

And Picklez, why don't YOU go visit him?

Don't have a car or my license.
Makes life hard you know?

No I don't. Because I have a car...and a license.








Seriously, did somebody PM the SmileyM'n? It worked for me.

[Fuzzy Fred]

LOLZ, my friend told me to follow her on twitter, half the shit she posts is stuff about how "intellectual" she is and how her book will cure your cancer if you buy it, and shit like that. I don't care if you are Albert Einstein, once you've had a bukkake fest on your face, nothing you can say will ever sound intelligent or be taken seriously

[snipelfritz]

It took me quite a while to realize you weren't talking about your friend having had a bukkake fest on her face.

[TroySanders]

oh i dont watch porn

[Caesar]

Since he's Canadian, I assume he's having sex with lits of men.

[Mudfuzz]

Has anyone posted a link to this on his FB?

[Holy Schnikes]

Didn't he drop in with a "Fuck ILF" thread recently? Reading that may explain his absence

[Big Mon]

Didn't he drop in with a "Fuck ILF" thread recently? Reading that may explain his absence

Not "fuck ilf" as a whole. He just meant the incessant bitching and arguing that was douching up General for awhile. Maybe now that shit's starting to chill out some,he'll be back.