I <3 booze and drugs

[Caesar]

Trying coke tonight, any tips?

Don't have have a heart attack?

[Holy Schnikes]

Trying coke tonight, any tips?

Don't have any obligations/responsibilities the following morning.

Tonight. One beer. Only one. Promise.

having just one beer pisses me off-- i would rather have none than one--- if i am drinking, i am drinking---
i wonder if that is considered a problem?

Well... if it is i've got a problem to... and always have had.

Same here, never have only one beer, just feels so pointless. An addiction specialist would definitely label that a "problem", but what the fuck do they know?

[Caesar]

I've only had one beer. It's in a 750ml bottle and is 10% abv.

And I've had 1/3rd a bottle of rum, so I can relate...I think

[skip]

Trying coke tonight, any tips?

yes, if you drink a lot you will probably puke i always did-- only did it like 3 times-- but everytime i threw up because you can drink a thousand beers when you are coked up--- but in the morning it was a vomitfest

[bigchiefbc]

having just one beer pisses me off-- i would rather have none than one--- if i am drinking, i am drinking---
i wonder if that is considered a problem?

Well... if it is i've got a problem to... and always have had.

Same here, never have only one beer, just feels so pointless. An addiction specialist would definitely label that a "problem", but what the fuck do they know?

I guess it depends on the beer. If it's GOOD beer, then I'm drinking it to enjoy it, and one beer is perfectly acceptable. If it's the fucking swill that you find at college keg parties, then the only reason to drink it is to get shitfaced, in which case, one beer is most certainly not acceptable.

[TroySanders]

Trying coke tonight, any tips?

Don't have any obligations/responsibilities the following morning.

this. I actually was supposed to go for a drug test the following day. Priorities.


Also, i totally wanna do some coke now.

[Christopher]

what the fuck you guys i thought we made a pact not to break edge

[Wes Mantooth]

I'm stupid

[colin]

The woman and I are three bottles of wine in (yeah I normally drink beer, but fuck I love wine once in a while). We'll probably have one more bottle, and I'll sleep like a baby.

[snipelfritz]

A bottle of wine every once and a while is nice indeed. Good, fun kind of drunk. I prefer white wine, with shrimp...

...also:

wine was invented by the Romans...for orgies......and orgies aren't very much fun if no one wants to do it with you.

Dayum this weed is almost too strong. I just fit two T&E references in one post! Makes sense, I watched all of Season 3 Saturday morning, sadly weedless. Still good times. Absolutely LOVE those guys.

[Trifarce]

Took 12 benadryl, looked in the mirror and saw a second face on the top of my head

[snipelfritz]

Was it Lemmy's?

[Trifarce]

Was it Lemmy's?

No, it was my face. I wish it had been Lemmy's though. We would have done an epic Ace Of Spades duet.

[snipelfritz]

The other day, I was a work and still feeling a little stoney. I rang up some girls stuff and it came out to $4.20. I was trying SO hard not to giggle, and then she totally did. It was hilarious. Always good to know there are other Ents roaming these North Woods.

Too bad she wasn't attractive.

[no1000]

Tonight. One beer. Only one. Promise.

Dude..that's impossible and you know it.