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So my friend wants to go to a strip club because I said I had never been. Weird thing is, she's a girl. Just wants to go with me. I like her, and I would feel uncomfortable the whole time if I went with her

What do I do?
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rape her
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Strippers bum me out, man.

But if it's for love... I dunno.
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Dude,the strip club is fucking great! And not so much because there're naked women all around. It's actually fucking FUNNY! Perhaps if I relate one of my strip club experiences,it'll ease yr mind:
I noticed that before a girl started doing the pole bit,she first wiped it with what I came to refer to as a chlamydia towel,probably dampened with an insufficient amount of disinfectant. And about a minute into her routine,this girl was bent over,shaking her ass,which was juxtaposed to a small fog machine which released a small puff of smoke. It sort of gave me the notion that she had just farted,at which,I LOL'd

Quick question: is the girl bi?
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go with her and use alcohol to quiet your discomfort. it'll be fun!
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Stuff some dollar bills into her jeans while you're there. Then she'll feel uncomfortable too!

this will probably lead to disastrous results
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TroySanders wrote:rape her


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Be honest.
Tell her how you feel about her and that it would make you uncomfortable.

If that fails:
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just go and have fun with her
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I'm a moderate. I say go with her, and if it makes you feel uncomfortable, forever remark on how your friend comes up short to any-all strippers in even completely imagined ways.
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You could always take here to a male strip club if you'd feel more comfortable :D

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devnulljp wrote:You could always take here to a male strip club if you'd feel more comfortable :D

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this could be true

have you considered you possibly may be a homosexual?
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Achtane wrote:Stuff some dollar bills into her jeans while you're there. Then she'll feel uncomfortable too!

This will probably lead to disastrous results.

But it could lead to great results. I think the chance is worth it.
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The first response was disturbing yet hilarious. I say strip clubs are quite overrated. Works if you got a voyeuristic streak I suppose...
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Make sure you wear a pair of pants that are good at hiding a boner.
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