them's fightin' words

[Big Mon]

Lol,I'll fight. I don't EVER seek out to fight,but I've done my share of mixin' it up in bars because some asshole Military guy wanted to make a name for himself amongst his peers. I'm with Tuffteef,I'd rather fuck-any day. But if someone's being a dick and reasoning doesn't put an end to the dickery,I'll happily oblige a motherfucker with a punch.

troof: I had suffered 2 broken fingers on my left hand,was on hydrocodone,and a few pitchers. Some asshole approaches me as I'm pissing in the trashcan holding the Men's room door open. He said he wanted to kic k the living shit out of me,etc.(I supposedly flicked him off,or something). I tried at all costs to avoid it,on account of 2 broken fingers(with a splint),being on Vicodine,and really just not wanting to fucking fight. Dude's persistence paid off. Out in the courtyard, we engaged. I kicked my shoe halfway off my heel,threw a fake kick,and as he was trying to dodge my shoe,I took his back and squeezed the fuckin' cider out of his Adam's Apple. He gasped,and moronically,I let him up. Fucker sucker-punched,then tackled me. As we landed(with dude on top of me)I extended my knee so that it impaled his dingdong. Then I had to dodge vomit,rolling the guy off of me. End of fight.

[DarkAxel]

Epic story

shoe tricks

fuck yeah you're gangsta

[Big Mon]

Epic story

shoe tricks

fuck yeah you're gangsta

No,that was cheating! Bad form,I say. But I guess that's what dude got for fucking with a guy with 2 broken fingers,eh?

[DarkAxel]

OK... don't know as i stated above - never been in a fight... but that ind of fight seems much more interesting than the fair kind

i should probably shut the fuck up, right?

[Big Mon]

OK... don't know as i stated above - never been in a fight... but that ind of fight seems much more interesting than the fair kind

i should probably shut the fuck up, right?

STFU,or I'll kick yr arse!

[plhogan]

Fighting is gay. Just fuck already.

[Big Mon]

Fighting is gay. Just fuck already.

But what happens if someone walks up and shoves you,or grabs yr wife's ass with you right there. I'll avoid a fight at all costs,to a point. I,being human,have my limits,y' know?

[Quiet Things]

im not into violence im more into sex

Likewise. Though sometimes a combination of the two can be fun.

[DarkAxel]

OK... don't know as i stated above - never been in a fight... but that ind of fight seems much more interesting than the fair kind

i should probably shut the fuck up, right?

STFU,or I'll kick yr arse!

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

[Gearmond]

i am a strong supporter of the idea of sport in high society which includes martial arts and such.

but generally violence is lame

[coldbrightsunlight]

I really can't be bothered with fighting and don't see that much point in it, but I've been in a few fights (I didn't start any of them). One because I pulled some drunk bitch off my friend who she was kicking the shit out of for no reason at all. I thought that was pretty reasonable but her boyfriend seemed to think that was worth fighting about?

One time me and my friend got attacked in the street by two drunk women because they thought we were laughing at them from across the street or something (we weren't, we hadn't even noticed them). We kinda just stood there and let them hit us a bit because wtf are you supposed to do? Well actually after that we decided that sort of attitude is pretty stupid.

I really don't understand these people...

[SPACERITUAL]

My parents raised me to be a pacifist and use my words. Its funny cause immediately after that they sent me to private school, where i learned that pacifism is bullshit and you better be ready to fight or get used to everything being broken constantly. ive had my ass beaten so many times, and occasionally so badly that fighting the random drunken redneck at a bar is a laugh to me. No matter what he does its almost physically impossible for him to do anything to me even remotely close to four guys standing over me kicking my face in. Ive been stabbed, tazed, pepper sprayed, hit with a $2000 pair of minolos (high heels hurt like a motherfucker) hit by rocks, bricks, and a spring billy. I used to have a right cross that could take down horse. Its funny that the whole "id rather fuck than fight" thing was brought up because the majority of fights ive been in have been directly related to the amount of fucking i do and who it involves.

[adrianlee]

I came to this thread just to see what spaceritual had to say about it.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

Violence. Yeah, I'm with Bloo here, who already knows I come from pretty wild background after joining bands and quitting the martial arts and sports. I tried to be a good boy but somehow people always wanted to pick up a fight with me. Guess I wasn't looking too intimidating. I leave details blank but I've been tried to stab a few times, my old GF has been threatened ana harrassed and shit, and if leaving has not been an option, I have answered with needed force. Oh yes. And tried again to run.

I have a pretty long history with martial arts, too, and at some point my Sensei and Coach harbored dreams of getting me in the Finnish Judo Olympics team. Yeah, for real. Before playing Rock 'n Roll took over and I concentrated on that. And getting friends from all sorts of circles. Anyways. Having done Judo, Karate, Aikido, kobujutsu and Kendo I found out I really enjoy the noncombatative but bitching Aikido and we have a Dozo of our own with old friends.

MMA is something I really don't enjoy watching. Perhaps it's just that I find the actual gladiator reference to be true and distasteful - panem et circensis. I'd rather join even join in the Russian Systema rehearsals than would watch the commercial MMA.

[01010111]

I worry too much about permanent bodily damage to see any reason good enough to willingly try to damage each other. And I don't understand the 'unavoidable' kinds of fights, either. But something about getting in a fight sounds appealing nonetheless.