The, Well I'm Just Confused Thread

[Scruffie]

Someone near my flat just started up a lawn mower and started mowing there lawn at... 2:30 in the morning... do they fear grass is going to sneak in to there house and rape them during the night and must be destroyed?

[Mudfuzz]

Someone near my flat just started up a lawn mower and started mowing there lawn at... 2:30 in the morning... do they fear grass is going to sneak in to there house and rape them during the night and must be destroyed?

I hate lawns, well the mindset of lawn nuts. Where I live there is a lawn that is more then half moss, I like this. And so far the deer that wonder everywhere around here have been doing a ok gob keeping it semi under control

[jrmy]

I've heard that British grass police have been dealing with an outbreak of a particularly thuggish strain of crabgrass infiltrating lawns, creeping into homes and overwhelming anyone who lives inside.

Apparently, this "thug grass" is based on a strain from decades past that was very loud, energetic and excitable.

Scientists studying this grass called it...

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[WayToHip]

Short answer: yes.
Long answer: They're vampires?

[Blackened Soul]

Why do vampires get such a bad rap?

[plhogan]

The HOA keeps sending me letters and fines because I dont mow my lawn. It's at about 18'' now. The letters go in the trash.

[Scruffie]

Someone near my flat just started up a lawn mower and started mowing there lawn at... 2:30 in the morning... do they fear grass is going to sneak in to there house and rape them during the night and must be destroyed?

I hate lawns, well the mindset of lawn nuts. Where I live there is a lawn that is more then half moss, I like this. And so far the deer that wonder everywhere around here have been doing a ok gob keeping it semi under control

I have come to the conclusion, that the crash before hand was someone breaking in to the lawn mower shop down the road... and they probably drove away on one... which is the most hilarious get away vehicle ever.

I like lawns too, we have deer aswell but I doubt they could get over the main road between me and where I normally see them to get to these lawns, it's not far but they're probably smart enough not to cross it, even I think it's a death trap.

I've heard that British grass police have been dealing with an outbreak of a particularly thuggish strain of crabgrass infiltrating lawns, creeping into homes and overwhelming anyone who lives inside.

Apparently, this "thug grass" is based on a strain from decades past that was very loud, energetic and excitable.

Scientists studying this grass called it...

Supergrass.jpg

Dear God No! Who unleashed this on to the world! You did it! You Maniacs!

Why do vampires get such a bad rap?

Twilight.

[Scruffie]

The HOA keeps sending me letters and fines because I dont mow my lawn. It's at about 18'' now. The letters go in the trash.

Stick it to them, make the letters into a compost heap

[Blackened Soul]

Why do vampires get such a bad rap?

Twilight.

If there is anyone out there that deserves consumed in the most horrid and violent of ways I am sure that person is Stephenie Meyer Twilight took everything cool and sexy about vampires and shit upon it all the while cumming off like a bad teen TV movie. Fuck that bitch!

and, I'm very confused as to why this has yet to happen

[unownunown]

Why do vampires get such a bad rap?

[Bellyheart]

You should ask them...

[theavondon]

The HOA keeps sending me letters and fines because I dont mow my lawn. It's at about 18'' now. The letters go in the trash.

You need someone to mow yr lawn? I'd be down...

[plhogan]

I couldn't even get a Mexican guy to do it for less than 60 dollars in this spoiled ass suburb.

20 bucks and I wont reimburse you for gas to California. You can drink my beer and play with my kaossilator though.

[plhogan]

The Kaossilator is what I call my penis.

[Mudfuzz]

Just uproot the thing and put in a rock garden. The lawn... I really don't want to see you trying to pull off your...