So I just bought a sharpie...

univalve · Post by **univalve** » Wed May 25, 2011 10:58 am

and you were here before ilf was!

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Wed May 25, 2011 12:34 pm

that's not eyeliner, that's auditioning for Blue Man Group.

tuffteef · Post by **tuffteef** » Wed May 25, 2011 11:57 pm

dubkitty wrote:that's not eyeliner, that's auditioning for Blue Man Group.

ashdown · Post by **ashdown** » Thu May 26, 2011 12:42 am

theactionindex wrote:...so I could sign all of your tits cause I'm famous, sluts. GET IN LINE.

Officer Bukowski · Post by **Officer Bukowski** » Thu May 26, 2011 1:50 pm

I signed this girl's tits once. The pen didn't really work that well. I just wanted to touch her tits :idk:

DarkAxel · Post by **DarkAxel** » Thu May 26, 2011 1:53 pm

I have to admit i also signed a pair of tits

nice tits

too bad i suck at signing :lol:

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:00 pm

"i'm sorry...did you say 'sing into your tits'?"

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:03 pm

I don't even like tits, but just the act of signing them would make me happy. Ima start cock signing, or maybe even cock singing. Win/win situation.

Officer Bukowski · Post by **Officer Bukowski** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:09 pm

My first though was nahh sign my cock/ put it in my butt but I went with something more heterosexual haha.

TroySanders · Post by **TroySanders** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:23 pm

Officer Bukowski wrote:I went with something more heterosexual

mistake

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:48 pm

that's not necessarily heterosexual. not necessarily even heteronormative.

Officer Bukowski · Post by **Officer Bukowski** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:19 pm

It became heterosexual when I got a fat halfie.

What does heteronormative mean?

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:24 pm

stuff that straight people like.

Officer Bukowski · Post by **Officer Bukowski** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:30 pm

I'd say the average straight dude is pretty into tits.

DarkAxel · Post by **DarkAxel** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:56 pm

theactionindex wrote:I don't even like tits

isn't this what McSpunckle used to say a while ago? is it contagious?

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