So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

foomanfat · Post by **foomanfat** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:34 pm

devnulljp wrote:
foomanfat wrote::lol:
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Matthew 24:36 NIV
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

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It's all just made up bronze-age bullshit
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RV46fsmx6E[/youtube]

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warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Mon May 23, 2011 4:44 pm

Rapture didn't happen because Christ was too busy re-filling out the paperwork on his subprime mortgage.

smile_man · Post by **smile_man** » Mon May 23, 2011 5:01 pm

BECAUSE WE ALL BROKE EDGE.

COME ON ILF.

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Mon May 23, 2011 5:06 pm

smile_man wrote:BECAUSE WE ALL BROKE EDGE.

COME ON ILF.

THANKS HEDONIST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

StudioShutIn · Post by **StudioShutIn** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:16 pm

dang...this is what I get for being gone for a few days. The serious discussion/comments are already long gone by the time I find this thread.

Anyway, my $0.02...Nobody can know the day or hour...so if somebody claims to have 'figured it out', you can automatically disregard it.

Only God knows.

Scruffie · Post by **Scruffie** » Mon May 23, 2011 6:34 pm

StudioShutIn wrote::facepalm: dang...this is what I get for being gone for a few days. The serious discussion/comments are already long gone by the time I find this thread.

Anyway, my $0.02...Nobody can know the day or hour...so if somebody claims to have 'figured it out', you can automatically disregard it.

Only God knows.

God Botherers... Serious Discussion... Pahahahahahahahahahaha.

When the rapture (never) comes, i'm gunna reign that bad boy in with a beer and a cigarette, stuck for eternity with these money thieving/giving idiots? Heaven would drive me insane with rage.

If there is a heaven, it's this life, shame half of it sucks... but without hell there is no heaven.

Blackened Soul · Post by **Blackened Soul** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:06 pm

smile_man wrote:BECAUSE WE ALL BROKE EDGE.

COME ON ILF.

No one told me I couldn't :cry:

Why didn't you say something first :cry:

Now I'm going to have to wait till I die to go to hell, thanks a bunch :grumpy:

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:36 pm

it's OK...you can go to Hell without dying, in the same sense that you can crash without ever leaving the ground. :thumb:

x Sofa Nova x · Post by **x Sofa Nova x** » Mon May 23, 2011 8:40 pm

The "rapture" is completely man-made, that's why it didn't happen. And I'm pretty sure that old sack that started the rumor did it as the biggest scam since Enron. Didn't this dude get like 100MILLION (dr.evil -.-) dollars donated to him? Bc ppl were just throwing away their life savings and junk. And he like spent it or something but NOT all of it. Of course. Need 40mil for when you know it fails... well that's my input. :grumpy:

pass the blunt...

devnulljp · Post by **devnulljp** » Mon May 23, 2011 9:27 pm

Scruffie wrote:God Botherers... Serious Discussion... Pahahahahahahahahahaha.

(I wonder why the "only god knows, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying" mantra only counts for this apocalypse rubbish, and not for every other lying sack of shit pastor/vicar/priest/mullah who tells the godbotherers every week that $deity_name hates shellfish/foreskins/fags/mixed fibres/condoms/booze/women's hair etc. etc. etc. :facepalm:

)
What's the difference between some guy telling them the world is going to end on Friday vs. what happens after they die (other than the first one was stupid enough to make an easily falsifiable claim)?

Gullible. The only English word not in the Oxford English Dictionary.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:09 pm

why doesn't anyone mock all the non-religious apocalypse-mongers? what happened to the millions of people who were going to be homeless, and the islands that were going to disappear, because the earth was warming? that's what "respected scientists" said five years ago. after they'd said in previous decades that we were entering a new ice age, that we would run out of oil by 1985, that we'd run out of food by 1980, etc. seems to me that scientific apocalypse-mongering has a similar 100% FAIL rate to religious apocalypse-mongering.

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:11 pm

i was gonna go for his reasoning:

the bible explicitly says that no man on earth will know the day or the hour of it. so only an astronaut could predict it.

also that dudes prolly goin' to hell for EPIC hubris. y'all

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:13 pm

devnulljp wrote:
foomanfat wrote::lol:
SPOILER : show
Matthew 24:36 NIV
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

SPOILER : show
It's all just made up bronze-age bullshit
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RV46fsmx6E[/youtube]

but the running irony there is, that why should we listen to some magicians :P

this is besides the point that Penn spergs about religion like nobody's business.

Blackened Soul · Post by **Blackened Soul** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:24 pm

Gearmond wrote:but the running irony there is, that why should we listen to some magicians :P

Why listen to anyone? You think some wackjob and/or clergyman would be better? At least in this day and age we know what magicians do isn't magic so I'd say a magician would be as good to listen to as anyone else :idk:

devnulljp · Post by **devnulljp** » Mon May 23, 2011 10:33 pm

dubkitty wrote:why doesn't anyone mock all the non-religious apocalypse-mongers? what happened to the millions of people who were going to be homeless, and the islands that were going to disappear, because the earth was warming? that's what "respected scientists" said five years ago. after they'd said in previous decades that we were entering a new ice age, that we would run out of oil by 1985, that we'd run out of food by 1980, etc. seems to me that scientific apocalypse-mongering has a similar 100% FAIL rate to religious apocalypse-mongering.

That would be because these things are happening. Only instead of being all gleeful about it, science is trying to figure out ways to stop/slow down/reverse the problems.

You know that warming and an ice age aren't mutually incompatible right? You know that weather and climate are different things right? Right?
Guess that's what happens when you have a scientifically illiterate population.

Never mind, John Frumm will sort it all out when he comes back in a wooden chariot of fire ... or something

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