The end is near! Judgement day is upon us!

[tuffteef]

I for one and disappointed. I couldn't wait to be rid of you dicks.

dont be like that baby

[culturejam]

I love the Squidbillies.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lOq8WCih5w[/youtube]

[Caesar]

Now I've gotta fuckin mow the lawn. Unfortunately I'm way too fucked up to operate heavy or light machinery.

[McSpunckle]

I for one and disappointed. I couldn't wait to be rid of you dicks.

dont be like that baby

Oh, don't worry. There's no way you're going to heaven after that filth you be bringin' to the bedroom. <3

[theactionindex]

Apparently Christians don't think it's funny when I make Rapture jokes regarding the lack of customers in the restaurant I work at.

Customer: Hey it's pretty slow tonight, huh?
Me: Yeah, well you know with the Rapture and all. Haha.
Customer:

[devnulljp]

Apparently Christians don't think it's funny when I make Rapture jokes regarding the lack of customers in the restaurant I work at.

Customer: Hey it's pretty slow tonight, huh?
Me: Yeah, well you know with the Rapture and all. Haha.
]

That's awesome. You are so getting a bible tract as a tip though ...



I love this infallible proof

What a fucking dipshit this Camping guy is. Not as much of a dipshit as the morons who believed him and gave him loads of cash ming you, but still. Give me timecube guy any day...at least he's not a malevolent fuckwad

[Christopher]

timecube is okay, but I'm more of a truthism kinda guy

[skip]

you have to be as dumb as a post to believe in any religion-- and then to believe this is beyond "snookie dumb"

[devnulljp]

timecube is okay, but I'm more of a truthism kinda guy

Awesome. Was not aware of that one. But OWWWW MY EYES!!! (WTF is with these loons that they think huge bright blue bold text with RanDom cAPITALS!!!!! and loAds of !!!!!!! will make you take them SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?[

First and foremost, this website is not a hoax or a joke. Now, moving on....

Oh, OK then ...

Enterprise Mission is another good one for rampaging 1992 HTML + off-his-meds nutfuckerry

[tuffteef]

I for one and disappointed. I couldn't wait to be rid of you dicks.

dont be like that baby

Oh, don't worry. There's no way you're going to heaven after that filth you be bringin' to the bedroom. <3

you just get me baby love you so much

[devnulljp]

Well sheeee-it!

[DarkAxel]

me and my GF got woken up by a weird sound

it was like... waves of sound, humming/hissing. The whole city heard it, really (300k citizens), friends from all over the town posted about it on facebook. It was slowly pulsing, really fucking loud and weird. GF got really scared

the first thing that came to my mind was Judgement day

i still don't know what the hell it was

[tuffteef]

me and my GF got woken up by a weird sound

it was like... waves of sound, humming/hissing. The whole city heard it, really (300k citizens), friends from all over the town posted about it on facebook. It was slowly pulsing, really fucking loud and weird. GF got really scared

the first thing that came to my mind was Judgement day

i still don't know what the hell it was

somebody knocked there cup of joe onto the power console by accident

[devnulljp]

i still don't know what the hell it was

Bean burrito?