Vinylized: Life On Wax

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:19 am

How would you feel about being cremated, and having your ashes turned into a record?

What would be on your A & B?

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:24 am

On side A I'd put all of the music on it that I was reaaaaaallly proud of, but too much of a pussy to show anyone, and side B would be an etching of my balls.

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:35 am

LIKE A HIPSTER.

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:38 am

SPACERITUAL wrote:LIKE A HIPSTER.

It's also going to come with a bonus 7" of stuff you've never heard of...and non-prescription glasses with big frames.

plhogan · Post by **plhogan** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:39 am

SPACERITUAL wrote:LIKE A HIPSTER.

Yeah but what's your b-side?

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:53 am

Both sides will be "Woodpecker No. 2" by Merzbow with a locked groove that just keeps repeating "penis" which I will have recorded over the last half-second of the song.

grindonomicon · Post by **grindonomicon** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:30 pm

If that were possible, I'd sign up for it.

Electric Wizard / Guitar Wolf / Suffering Mind / Entombed 4 way split double LP is the way I'd have to go. I could swap out EW for Moss, Boris, Melvins or Haunted Menace; Guitar Wolf for Obilivians, Sub>Pop era Dwarves, or early Damned or Ramones; Suffering Mind for Lycanthropy, Nashgul or Extreme Noise Terror; and Entombed for Slayer, At The Gates or a lost early Voivod recording.

I'd have my doom-punk-grind-metal ultimate double LP. Even it if was to too late to enjoy it!

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:31 pm

grindonomicon wrote:If that were possible, I'd sign up for it.

Electric Wizard / Guitar Wolf / Suffering Mind / Entombed 4 way split double LP is the way I'd have to go. I could swap out EW for Moss, Boris, Melvins or Haunted Menace; Guitar Wolf for Obilivians, Sub>Pop era Dwarves, or early Damned or Ramones; Suffering Mind for Lycanthropy, Nashgul or Extreme Noise Terror; and Entombed for Slayer, At The Gates or a lost early Voivod recording.

I'd have my doom-punk-grind-metal ultimate double LP. Even it if was to too late to enjoy it!

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:54 pm

only if there's chunks left in the ashes that are big enough to make the record skip...and then you can't return it because it's A One Of A Kind Collector's Item and there's no replacement copy.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Sat May 21, 2011 1:18 pm

I was thinking that if i was going to be made into a record i'd want to be a totally lame kids' record like the Barney song, because then i'd have no other purpose than to generate the most elementary sort of happiness. if i'm going to be an eternal artifact with grooves, let me be one that makes 3-year-olds hug each other.

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:30 pm

grindonomicon wrote:At The Gates

dubkitty wrote:I was thinking that if i was going to be made into a record i'd want to be a totally lame kids' record like the Barney song, because then i'd have no other purpose than to generate the most elementary sort of happiness. if i'm going to be an eternal artifact with grooves, let me be one that makes 3-year-olds hug each other.

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grindonomicon · Post by **grindonomicon** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:42 pm

Jero wrote:
grindonomicon wrote:At The Gates

dubkitty wrote:I was thinking that if i was going to be made into a record i'd want to be a totally lame kids' record like the Barney song, because then i'd have no other purpose than to generate the most elementary sort of happiness. if i'm going to be an eternal artifact with grooves, let me be one that makes 3-year-olds hug each other.

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I don't think an At The Gates record made of human remains would make 3 year olds hug each other in happiness? :wha?:

Seedy · Post by **Seedy** » Sat May 21, 2011 2:50 pm

grindonomicon wrote:
Jero wrote:
grindonomicon wrote:At The Gates

dubkitty wrote:I was thinking that if i was going to be made into a record i'd want to be a totally lame kids' record like the Barney song, because then i'd have no other purpose than to generate the most elementary sort of happiness. if i'm going to be an eternal artifact with grooves, let me be one that makes 3-year-olds hug each other.

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I don't think an At The Gates record made of human remains would make 3 year olds hug each other in happiness?

You don't know my kids, sir.

grindonomicon · Post by **grindonomicon** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:01 pm

Seedy wrote:
grindonomicon wrote:I don't think an At The Gates record made of human remains would make 3 year olds hug each other in happiness?

You don't know my kids, sir.

My nephews are much older, and would prob only like the side by the Damned... :grumpy:

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Sun May 22, 2011 2:03 pm

grindonomicon wrote:I don't think an At The Gates record made of human remains would make 3 year olds hug each other in happiness?

That's why there are two sides

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