planking

unownunown · Post by **unownunown** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:41 am

what is planking, might you ask? performance art/sport/weird thing people do that involves laying prone in strange places. seriously. so uh, apparently it's all the rage in australia. some idiot died from trying to plank his balcony and... wait for it... falling off of it.

so are they bored in australia or what? :lol:

McSpunckle · Post by **McSpunckle** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:46 am

I thought this was gonna be similar to pegging.

I'm kinda disappointed, but kinda not... That dude does NOT look comfortable.

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:49 am

I'm gonna go plank it up right now

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:53 am

1. Laying down in public? Homeless people and drunks do that all the time.

2. Planking sounds incredibly dirty.

3. Reminds me of pole-sitting which was popular in the 20's, and if it was popular then, it must be incredibly boring by modern standards(with the exception of pulp fiction and opium).

4. Pole-sitting sounds even dirtier than planking.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWnbUpkOiB0[/youtube]

bob the r0bot · Post by **bob the r0bot** » Sun May 15, 2011 12:06 pm

it must be great practice for playing dead when the herd of poisonous spider-bat-snake monsters rolls into town

devnulljp · Post by **devnulljp** » Sun May 15, 2011 2:34 pm

unownunown wrote:so are they bored in australia or what?

What a terrible place is a pub with no beer...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur12PuDoNnA[/youtube]

tuffteef · Post by **tuffteef** » Sun May 15, 2011 5:04 pm

pubs close at like 11:00 now thanks to lockout FUH

so we get bored ya know

unownunown · Post by **unownunown** » Sun May 15, 2011 8:31 pm

tuffteef wrote:pubs close at like 11:00 now thanks to lockout FUH

so we get bored ya know

at 11

that sucks.

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Sun May 15, 2011 9:48 pm

Just do normal stuff to pass the time like Americans do. Like auto erotic asphyxiation. Xenophobia is a fun one too. Also, knitting.

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:39 pm

if you're up too high when you're planking, it could lead to a fatal case of plonking.

and here i was all day, thinking this thread was about cooking fish on a barbeque between pieces of wood :facepalm:

SPACERITUAL · Post by **SPACERITUAL** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:57 pm

Yeah you may want to join some kind of apocalyptic social group to practice communal racism and train for the coming race war. Thats popular in my neck of the woods....

tuffteef · Post by **tuffteef** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:35 am

SPACERITUAL wrote:Yeah you may want to join some kind of apocalyptic social group to practice communal racism and train for the coming race war. Thats popular in my neck of the woods....

LOL

that guy died planking, why? cause hes a fucking noob

CaptainWampum · Post by **CaptainWampum** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:45 am

Best sport after Extreme Ironing.

Holy Schnikes · Post by **Holy Schnikes** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:04 am

CaptainWampum wrote:Best sport after Extreme Ironing.

Ha, that's great!

Really though, what the fuck is wrong with people? Death by "planking" has got to be one of the more idiotic forms of demise.

devnulljp · Post by **devnulljp** » Mon May 16, 2011 2:21 am

Planking the monkey

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