ILF FUN FACTS THREAD

[SPACERITUAL]

American carhorns beep in the key of F.

A group of owls is called a "parliament".

There is a brazilian spider whos bite causes priapism, or severe, painful erections that last for hours.

[DarkAxel]

Everyone is at least a little gay

[SPACERITUAL]

Everyone is at least a little gay

This goes triple for ILF.

[Gozu]

the only member of zz top without a beard is mr beard

[tuffteef]

the toilet flush backwards here?

[Fuzzy Picklez]

Goats have square pupils.

[theavondon]

I did not shave this morning.

[jfrey]

The only vegetable that has cholesterol is the avocado which has good cholesterol.

The pit of an avocado releases an enzyme that keeps the flesh of the avocado from spoiling. This is why if you serve avocado you should keep the pit in the bowl (or whatever) with it - otherwise it will begin to brown.

When boxing gloves were made mandatory in the sport it became more dangerous than it was bare knuckle. The bones of the hand are more brittle than those in the head. This means that bare knuckled you can't punch consistently with as much force without eventually damaging your hands. Wearing gloves prevents hand injuries and allows the boxer to deliver far more damage to his opponents head than he might have without.

Caffeine protects cells from radiation.

Abe Vigoda is alive. Source: http://www.abevigoda.com/

If you are hydrated, beer has a dehydrating effect, however if you are dehydrated, drinking one beer will hydrate you better than the same quantity of water.

Steam is part of an evil conspiracy whose goal is to see me broke and penniless on the street.

[bigchiefbc]

If you are locked in a completely sealed room, you will die of carbon dioxide poisoning first before you will die of oxygen deprivation.

oh, and

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

[ashdown]

it doesn't surprise me that a spider bite with side effects like that comes from brazil

[mathias]

Your brain doesn't feel pain.

[Achtane]

Girls don't poop.

[culturejam]

The word "travesty" does not mean "injustice".

It means "a false, absurd, or distorted representation".

So while the phrase "a travesty of justice" makes sense, just declaring something a travesty doesn't.

Get it straight, bitches.

[dubkitty]

the Korean War never ended...a cease-fire was declared, but a state of war still exists between Koreas North and South.

[snipelfritz]

The word "travesty" does not mean "injustice".

It means "a false, absurd, or distorted representation".

So while the phrase "a travesty of justice" makes sense, just declaring something a travesty doesn't.

Get it straight, bitches.

so would declaring something as just a travesty be a travesty since it is "a false, absurd, or distorted representation" of the word travesty?

would it also be ironic since it's saying one thing yet meaning it in a different way than a literal definition?

FUN FACT: I'm not wearing pants.

ANOTHER FUN FACT: I couldn't think of any fun facts(I tend to freeze up in these situations), so I took off my pants in order to make the above fact true.