Hidden Talents

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:13 pm

no.

its the size of the fruit that matters, not where you shoot it out of

Bassboar · Post by **Bassboar** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:38 pm

snipelfritz wrote:
Bassboar wrote:I once shot a grape out my belly button. I'm pretty good at asserting my dominance over people

Are these two things supposed to be related? If so, would I be more dominant if I shot a grape out of my asshole?

No, they aren't. But if you did do that, you would go up a notch in my book..........maybe :lol:

maggot_brain · Post by **maggot_brain** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:10 am

bob the r0bot wrote:
Gearmond wrote:
maggot_brain wrote:I know black magik oooooooooooooooo

i know chartreuse magic.

I am skilled in seafoam green magic

HA!!! those inferior styles are nothing short of tricks and childs play :evil:

NOW WE DUEL!!!
weeeoooeooweeeoooweeeeee <----- magic sounds

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:37 am

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:47 pm

Gearmond wrote:

HAHA chartreuse moves ahead

01010111 · Post by **01010111** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:15 pm

I can make myself hallucinate at will, that is, without the help of drugs.

Find something small, a bookend, doorknob on the other side of the room, etc., stare at it while blinking as little as possible. Eventually things that are in your periphery will start doing weird things. Ceiling lights will start shaking and jumping like a dog on the end of a leash, faces will turn crazy colors, once the floor started waving like ripples on a lake, who knows it's different for everybody. The first time you do it, it might take a few minutes for anything to happen. Side effects include headaches, but I've never had any from this.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:28 pm

I've done similar things when I can make my eyes go out of focus. There's a rug in my bathroom that, when I stare at it enough, the pattern appears to move. Sometimes like a wave, other times like the rug is a part of a bigger, moving one underneath the floor, but that's just the only spot where you can see through the floor (now that sounds nonsensical and druggy). Point is, I totally get what you're saying.

Wotan · Post by **Wotan** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:45 am

I excel at making people feel bad about themselves. I'm good at making little brats cry and frightening the elderly also.

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:50 am

Wotan wrote:I excel at smoking dick.

fix'd

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:52 am

You two need to get a room....

Big Mon · Post by **Big Mon** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:53 am

Mudfuzz wrote:You two need to get a room....

smile_man · Post by **smile_man** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:29 am

i can hate things with passion.

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:02 pm

smile_man wrote:i can hate things with passion.

i said HIDDEN talents

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:21 pm

Supposedly I "give off good vibes" to people I've only met in passing.

Fuzzy Picklez · Post by **Fuzzy Picklez** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:02 am

Wotan wrote:I excel at making people feel bad about themselves. I'm good at making little brats cry and frightening the elderly also.

If your other thread is any indicator of this "talent" don't quit your day job dude.

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