DR. S. RITUAL ROMANTIC ADVICE COLUMNNMN

[orangeespoom]

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[madmax1012]

second that. i find it weird. in the words of a wise man,
"she'll want to make love, and if you do you're a fool, because you'll only end up with a bloody old tool"

[tuffteef]

dr space, tell me about fuckin a girl on the rag

Dont. Or, if you do, do it in the shower, they dont rag in the shower for some reason.

mmkay. my thoughts exactly. my girl says she doesnt mind it but it kind of weirds me out.

god thats gross...

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It kindof itches too....and their junkhole feels....like really warm. Unnaturally warm.

[warwick.hoy]

Here is my take. My wife was on birth control for 10 years which essentially gave her light periods with little to no blood. I wouldn't recommend cunnilingus but there us nothing wrong with a little girl on top/doggystyle. I find that she is really horny around that time if the month too. You look down and see a little bit of blood on the base of your cock shrug your shoulders and go wipe it off. Nothing warm with a little warmer than usual cunt.

Now that I've had the snip and she has gone off BC her periods are way heavier on certain,...like no thank you not even in the shower heavier. She uses something called a moon cup which is essentially a reusable soft chalice instead if tampons. I was walking by the bathroom and she was like "check this out",...thinking I could handle it and showed me a half full chalice of blood/uterine lining. I about threw up it was so dark and thick and......*shudders.

I'm usually not a wimp about these sorts of things but it definitely turned me off from heavy day rag fuckity fuck fucking.

If you dig on a chick and she is on the rag and wants some lovin just communicate with her,...at least be willing to give it a try. I'm not sure why people are so sensitive that they become damaged by bad sexual experiences,...so much pressure to make it perfect I suppose.

Sorry for the unsolicited advice *raises quad laser shield*,...just thought a different perspective was worth noting. Also sorry I'm always on about my wife,...but she rules so eat it.

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LOL PUSSYCHALICE

[Eric!]

Yer wife's tattooed. +1000

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Dude have you seen schnikes chick??? Fox...

[warwick.hoy]

PICSPAM?

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Yo its on the lets see you thread. maybe go back a couple pages. schnikes kindof looks like a young jimmy buffett.

[warwick.hoy]

also in re: pussy chalice.

Dude; it's either that or shell out like 10 bucks for pure cotton unscented contains no whacky chemical,...tampons.

They put some funky shit in those white rats that women cram their cunts with.

EDIT: DAYUM

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Do they actually call it a chalice?????????????????????????????????????



Edit:IKR!!!!! He must be rich.

[warwick.hoy]

No,...but that's what it is,...

Moon Cup
Diva Cup are the actual products she saw. Not to be a hippy but if this means that there is one less thing we spend money on just to throw away,...I'm cool with it,...just don't wanna see it when it's full of Aunt Flo.

[warwick.hoy]

Goldtop Les Paul?

Hot ass tatted up chika rocking it?

Yup.

That or he's got a biggun.

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yeah freal i need a goldtop