DR. S. RITUAL ROMANTIC ADVICE COLUMNNMN

[Achtane]

Just j-j-j-jam it in and you'll know if she wants it or not quickly

[smile_man]

WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE

[BlueBoy]

I'm about to be 22 and have never been in a stable relationship with someone I really like. Wat do?

[ashdown]

'its kind of like the nba"

but rly, is it weird for me to be bothered by the amount of other guys a girl has gotten with before me? there's this girl i know who keeps talking to me and would be fun but she's been with 14 other guys and some part of my brain just isn't computing with that

i r 19 fo reference

[the Life Aquatic]

^same here, thats a big turn off for me, but then i do like the ones that get down and dirty so its kinda catch 22

[smile_man]

best avatar ever ^

[SPACERITUAL]

I'm about to be 22 and have never been in a stable relationship with someone I really like. Wat do?

Celebrate.

[SPACERITUAL]

'but rly, is it weird for me to be bothered by the amount of other guys a girl has gotten with before me? there's this girl i know who keeps talking to me and would be fun but she's been with 14 other guys and some part of my brain just isn't computing with that

No its not weird at all. Aside from the fear of the various stds you could contract from her i guess theres also the fact that shes such a whore that it wouldnt be that much of an accomplishment. Why dont you try being her first at something else? Like anal.


ANAL. NATURES SECOND VIRGINITY.

[warwick.hoy]

Hai,...what's the best shaving cream/razor combo for shaving one's junk?

Thanks.

[SPACERITUAL]

Hai,...what's the best shaving cream/razor combo for shaving one's junk?

Thanks.

Womens razors and something gell based. But i dont shave my cock as it is unmanly. Its like a lions mane.

[phantasmagorovich]

1. Is there any way to permanently remove the hair from my cock? (Shaft would suffice)

2. How do I know if a girl is the tailor made or the sausage in the hallway kind before I actually bother talking her up to let me try?

[warwick.hoy]

I'm quite bushy so a trim is a good thing and it makes my ginormous cock look even bigger.

[ashdown]

'but rly, is it weird for me to be bothered by the amount of other guys a girl has gotten with before me? there's this girl i know who keeps talking to me and would be fun but she's been with 14 other guys and some part of my brain just isn't computing with that

No its not weird at all. Aside from the fear of the various stds you could contract from her i guess theres also the fact that shes such a whore that it wouldnt be that much of an accomplishment. Why dont you try being her first at something else? Like anal.


ANAL. NATURES SECOND VIRGINITY.

i should ask her if she's interested in starring in my adaptation of the classic 'schindler's fist'

[SPACERITUAL]

1. Is there any way to permanently remove the hair from my cock? (Shaft would suffice)

No.

2. How do I know if a girl is the tailor made or the sausage in the hallway kind before I actually bother talking her up to let me try?

You dont. Although if you ask her if she likes bluegrass and she says yes, she is a whore.

[snipelfritz]

Hai,...what's the best shaving cream/razor combo for shaving one's junk?

Thanks.

Womens razors and something gell based. But i dont shave my cock as it is unmanly. Its like a lions mane.

I would've said this too, when I was 14. Now it's like a woolly mammoth. Does anyone else want to avoid buying women's razors or beard trimming supplies when I am neither a woman nor someone with a beard?

Dr. Spaceman, how much of a curve is too much of a curve?