thing that make you say fucj

[Junk]

post them here, iu'll start as to bort make this awkward

Other:"I'm pregnant."
Self: "Fuck."

[theavondon]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtik5zN5m2g[/youtube]

[tuffteef]

other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW

[theavondon]

other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW

I told my friend I was gonna be a bit late today. A bit late for me means 3 minutes.

[SPACERITUAL]

I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.

other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW

Esp if its a girl. That means she hasnt even done her hair or picked her shoes which means its going to be at least an hour. Which means by the time she gets to the bar youre already drunk, not in the mood for conversation becasue somebody decided youd be a good person to talk about city municipal taxes with even though this fuck doesnt even understand the tax structure nor the jurisdictions of said municipality, and youre dying of lung cancer cause you chainsmoked the rest of your pack and bought another, more overpriced pack from the bartender.

[theavondon]

I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.

GIVE IT A TRY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

[tuffteef]

I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.

other: im gonna be a tad late
me: FTW

Esp if its a girl. That means she hasnt even done her hair or picked her shoes which means its going to be at least an hour. Which means by the time she gets to the bar youre already drunk, not in the mood for conversation becasue somebody decided youd be a good person to talk about city municipal taxes with even though this fuck doesnt even understand the tax structure nor the jurisdictions of said municipality, and youre dying of lung cancer cause you chainsmoked the rest of your pack and bought another, more overpriced pack from the bartender.

this is all true
atleast u get drunk i get wayyyyyy too angry and the nights over when she arrives

[The4455]

Dumb Blondes , stage crew punks (the bad ones) , know-it-alls, my old English teacher , my brother , ect, ect...

[theactionindex]

Most recently:

- getting tipped 3%.
- everyone trying to get me to do their taxes for free.
- everyone trying to get me to do their taxes in the first place.
- doing taxes.
- taxes.
- driving behind an old asian lady who must've misread the speed limit as 4mph instead of 30mph, and the road is too narrow to pass her.
- when I bust a nut. I figured I'd thrown in one positive one...

[phantasmagorovich]

Salad Fingers

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/401422

[jfrey]

When automatic payments I have forgotten about are withdrawn from my checking account.

[Achtane]

Hitting "retry" without knowing that it makes you restart from the beginning of the game.
I was on the last boss with only seconds to go...

[SPACERITUAL]

"Thursday were having dinner with my parents. Theyre leaving next week to go on vacation and i want you to meet them."




SO I BROKE UP WITH NO DELAY DUN DUN DUN DA NUN

[phantasmagorovich]

When automatic payments I have forgotten about are withdrawn from my checking account.

Dude, today 1.500 Euro were withdrawn from my account. Not for a Matamp, unfortunately, but for health insurance. I have forgotten I had debts with them, forgotten to call and extend the time I pay them off by the hundreds and ker-pow rest of debts go to insurance company! Well, at least the money was there.

[Junk]

I have never before said fucj at any time for any reason.