So I'm way behind on a bunch of school work...

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I've found that in college, the more half-assed and sarcastic you are, the better your grades. True story.

[nad]

I still have nightmares (about twice a year) that I've ditched a specific class too many times, and therefore will not get my degree. This puts me into a mild panic in dreamland. Until I wake up, realizing that:

I graduated 10 years ago. I ditched class so often my subconscious still feels guilty.