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KORG Monotron
or the stylophone :thumb:
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhThtE12wOo[/youtube]
these can be a tad over the budget but since I kinda like the concept... http://www.paperjamz.com/
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maz91379 wrote:to pick an awesome birthday/ far away living uncle gift for my nephew who recently turned 4. I'm semi stumped i mean sure i could get him some lego or something but i'm not sure if he's ready for the danish black arts yet and it's kind of a thoughtless gift/ it will be added to a big pile of toys.

Any ideas ? I'm thinking of getting him a ukulele in another year or two but perhaps a melodica or something that will make his parents insane like a stylophone or perhaps this [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkdnmlPMnfs[/youtube]. Some of you are old and should know what children like! Um my budget is probably like $35-40 max. :idk:


hehehe, man, seeing that Otamatone again reminded me of this video:

The Otamatone is used for the vocal track :!!!:

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I'd be happy to get otomatone for my birthday i na few days... and i'm gonna be 19 ;) so my vote goes for that
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DarkAxel wrote:My birthday is coming up. You had better not forget it!

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i was just trying to point out that Otomatone is an awesome gift in every age :p
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Bassus Sanguinis wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhThtE12wOo[/youtube]
these can be a tad over the budget but since I kinda like the concept... http://www.paperjamz.com/

GET THESE!

I SAW ONE IN WALGREENS AND I WANTED TO STEAL IT. holy shit they are awesome.
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i'm giving my GF an Otamatone for her birthday, and she's going to be 49. four years old might be a year or two too young to manipulate something like the Otamatone or Stylophone without breaking it within 72 hours, though.

i'm gonna go with plastic dinosaurs. all little boys love dinosaurs. the bigger and more realistic the better. and unlike many toys that little boys like, dinosaurs are not politically controversial.
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maz91379 wrote:to pick an awesome birthday/ far away living uncle gift for my nephew who recently turned 4. I'm semi stumped i mean sure i could get him some lego or something but i'm not sure if he's ready for the danish black arts yet and it's kind of a thoughtless gift/ it will be added to a big pile of toys.

Any ideas ? I'm thinking of getting him a ukulele in another year or two but perhaps a melodica or something that will make his parents insane like a stylophone or perhaps this [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkdnmlPMnfs[/youtube]. Some of you are old and should know what children like! Um my budget is probably like $35-40 max. :idk:


As someone who was just compared to a 3-year-old, I can tell you that otamatone is FUCKING AWESOME.

I got my SNES when I was 4...so if he doesn't have a system, you can be the one to ruin his life for $30-$40 :!!!:
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That thing from the video should be fine.
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DarkAxel wrote:
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i was just trying to point out that Otomatone is an awesome gift in every age :p

I know, I'm just messin' with ya. Here's an early "happy birthday" via The Only Married News Team:
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dubkitty wrote:i'm gonna go with plastic dinosaurs. all little boys love dinosaurs. the bigger and more realistic the better. and unlike many toys that little boys like, dinosaurs are not politically controversial.

but only if you get Adam and Eve action figures to go with them.

But seriously, dinosaurs. He is probably too young for Legos, but they made up a greater part of my childhood. Nowadays though, they're all just based on movies and things. I've actually seen Halo Lego sets :wha?: . They used to be so original.
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snipelfritz wrote:I know, I'm just messin' with ya. Here's an early "happy birthday" via The Only Married News Team:


yeah i know, buddy :hug: thanks for the song, but i'll wait 'till the day comes ;)
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whatever happened to these kinds of gifts
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Get him a ball and a cup. Or better yet, give him a piece of wood, string, a rubber ball, and a drill. Make him work for it.
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