masked elwood wrote:smoked too much dope
Up until two weekends ago, I would've said this isn't possible. After smoking countless bowls at a party and before the party we went to a friend's place where he had 13 of clear plastic tubing(like a hose but not as wide) attached to a spigot hookup with a place to put a bong slide in and a knob that worked perfectly as a carb. The whole thing was originally part of a sprinkler, yet it worked really fucking well. It was like a 13 foot beer bong for pot(because a beer bong really isn't anything like a real bong). When we left I got the spins and had to sit down for a while. I spent the next incomprehensible period of time sitting around staring blankly. Then, while in a car I don't remember entering, someone mentioned McDonalds and I snapped out of it, was perfectly fine, and started talking about how much I wanted chicken nuggets.
Today, I almost got out of bed at nine, a goal that I've been nowhere near accomplishing all week. I dropped off a job application at a gas station while picking up a cup of coffee. I came home, played the drums, ILFed, ate soup, and ILFed some more. Then I cleaned my house and ended up back on ILF. Soon, I'll take a shower. After that, I'll probably go out to dinner with my parents and come home for an olla podrida of watching televisions, cruising ILF, and masturbation. Maybe I'll try to get together with another guitarist and play some music. He also has bud, as he emphasized really really good bud, "like primo shit."