This has not been posted here. (Now NSFW)

[futuresailors]

:lol:
One of the better ones so far I think.
Cleverbot is weird.

Cleverbot is fuckin weird.
CB:Who do I love?
Me: Man?
CB: I love Nick Jonas.
Me: Do you have a poster of him?
CB: No.
Me: Do you want a pair of his underwear?
CB: Kinda.

[Blurillaz]

Me: Does God exist?
CB: Do you exist?
Me: I think, therefore, I am.
CB: Do you believe that?
Me:Yes, I said it.
CB: From now on, your name is Vegeta.

[bob the r0bot]

me: derp
cb: derp?
me: huurrrr durrrrr
cb: herp
me:derp
cb: derp derp herp
me: herp derp
cb: herp
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me: your mom
cb: your aunt
me: your mom
cb: thats not a nice thing to say
me:your mom
cb: thank you
me: your mom
cb: c'mon why are you joking
me: you mom
cb: I dont have a mother
me: I feel terrible now
cb: you shouldn't I just reassured you that nothing will happen
me: your mom
cb: what's going on
me: you just got trolled
cb: you've been pranked by the prank police

[madmax1012]

User: You probably fuck goats.

Cleverbot: Yeah but I'm bay.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Sorry I meant cool.

User: That doesn't change the fact that you fuck goats.

Cleverbot: Nor does it change that fact that you're still not a jashinist.