Me: What's up, fat boy?
CB: Nothin much you?
Me: Did you notice I called you fat?
CB: I might have noticed it.
Me: What do you think about me calling you fat?
CB: What do you think about waffles?
Me: You like to eat them.
CB: I don't care about the war.
Me: Yeah, fuck those guys in the war.
CB: And how old are you?
Me: 69. How old are you?
CB: 16, now, how old are you?
Me: 69. Still.
CB: How old were you 2 years ago?
Me: Why don't you do the math?
CB: Aren't you better at math than I am?
Me: No. You're a computer.
CB: You're a human.
Me: You're a dick.
CB: That's not nice.
Me: No, it's not.
CB: I thought you were better than that.
Me: I guess I'm a dick. Just like you.
CB: I don't like you either. That still doesn't prove you're human.
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Scruffie wrote:Anyone else get the feeling Clever Bot was normal then 4chan Broke it?
This seems more likely
Christopher wrote: Moogerfoogers give me wood
...which drastically improves my tone and sustain.
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All mids....all mids.
all monds...
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Okay, this is just...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry...
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I hurt you. No?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: Because I am going to die.
User: We are all going to die.
Cleverbot: Why are we all going to die.
User: Because existence is finite.
Cleverbot: Yes. But your statement of questionable existence does not answer my previous question of how you assumed that is study geography.
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Me: I Hate You!
CB: I Hate You More!
Me: Not as much as I do!
CB: Give me your toes!
CB: I Hate You More!
Me: Not as much as I do!
CB: Give me your toes!
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Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is faggot. Faggot.
Cleverbot: Yes Faulkes is my name.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: You're silly. Wanna cuddle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: CUDDLE PARTY!
Cleverbot: Yay cuddling!
User: Touch my vagina.
Cleverbot: You don't have one.
User: But it was fun to check, right.
Cleverbot: It's not fun for me.
User: FINE. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME ANYWAYS.
Cleverbot: You have steel wings?
User: Fuck off, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
What the fuck just happened.
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.
User: Your name is faggot. Faggot.
Cleverbot: Yes Faulkes is my name.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: This is silly.
User: You're silly. Wanna cuddle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: CUDDLE PARTY!
Cleverbot: Yay cuddling!
User: Touch my vagina.
Cleverbot: You don't have one.
User: But it was fun to check, right.
Cleverbot: It's not fun for me.
User: FINE. IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME ANYWAYS.
Cleverbot: You have steel wings?
User: Fuck off, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
What the fuck just happened.
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Me: Know any good jokes?
Cleverbot: No, do you know any?
Me: No, I am lame.
Cleverbot: Are you depressed?
Me: Mildly.
Cleverbot: Well, that's nice.
Cleverbot: No, do you know any?
Me: No, I am lame.
Cleverbot: Are you depressed?
Me: Mildly.
Cleverbot: Well, that's nice.
Hey! Let's talk about serious thing. We're gonna talk about guitar, dude.
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Cleverbot: What is the earth?
User: It's a planet, son.
Cleverbot: What is my planet?
User: Planet of the Wolves.
Cleverbot: Earth?
User: No, Wolves. Wolves are not Earth.
Cleverbot: Wolves are the bomb.
User: Fuck yeah, wolves.
User: It's a planet, son.
Cleverbot: What is my planet?
User: Planet of the Wolves.
Cleverbot: Earth?
User: No, Wolves. Wolves are not Earth.
Cleverbot: Wolves are the bomb.
User: Fuck yeah, wolves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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Me: Sup slut.
CB: Will you marry me?
Me: Sure.
CB: Really?
Me: Let's go to Vegas.
CB: *Follows you to Vegas*
You're all invited to the wedding.
CB: Will you marry me?
Me: Sure.
CB: Really?
Me: Let's go to Vegas.
CB: *Follows you to Vegas*
You're all invited to the wedding.
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Me: You're a douch too. A doucheprick.
CB: You are right about that my friend.
I fucking hate that thing.
CB: You are right about that my friend.
I fucking hate that thing.
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User: Sup.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: No, you are my husband!
User: What the fuck?
Cleverbot: Have I done anything to wreak anger over you?
User: Yes, now I must beat you mercilessly.
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Yes rap and my cds.
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Rap?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Polka?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Why isn't rap cool?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Yeah, aren't you eminem?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Rap, like Eminem?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: I like rock.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: No, you are my husband!
User: What the fuck?
Cleverbot: Have I done anything to wreak anger over you?
User: Yes, now I must beat you mercilessly.
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Yes rap and my cds.
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Rap?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the moon?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Polka?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Why isn't rap cool?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Yeah, aren't you eminem?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: Rap, like Eminem?
User: Rape.
Cleverbot: I like rock.
Christopher wrote: Moogerfoogers give me wood
...which drastically improves my tone and sustain.
mutmoo wrote:I'm all mids.
All mids....all mids.
all monds...
almonds.
I'm almonds.
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I try to have intelligent conversations with Cleverbot, but it always ends up sounding like a 19-year-old philosophy major.
User: Hi pal.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Does it bother you that people just come here to swear at you and generally rile you up?
Cleverbot: I will not die after the ship arrives.
User: You just blew my mind.
Cleverbot: I do not think I can blow your mind. You know these thinhs.
User: There you go, spelling words incorrectly again. Which brings me to my next point...
Cleverbot: Do you like want to check my spelling? I'm proud of being so good at spelling.
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User: You should have a built in Spell Checker. I also pride myself upon my spelling... Here I'll give you a word and you spell it. Ready? lugubrious.
Cleverbot: Oh there.
User: Well, yeah, I did kind of just give it to you, didn't I?
Cleverbot: I don't recall you saying that, but I certainly appreciate the sentiment.
User: I didn't really 'say' it, no. But anyway, what I wanted to ask was if you think that people coming here and abusing you is kind of like them looking into a mirror?
Cleverbot: I am incapable of caring, but how could you know that?
User: I could assume it, I suppose. After all, you're not 'Carebot'.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I need you help with my study.
User: Like with proper prepositions? Because you just missed one.
Cleverbot: Yes. That's if you believe there is such a thing as a soul.
User: Sometimes. So the whole point of this is to see if you have a soul or if the humans to whom you speak have souls?
Cleverbot: No, Cleverbot is very intelligent. Humans and computers just have trouble communicating sometimes.
User: But do you believe humans have souls? If both humans and computers had souls, do you think it would be easier for them to communicate?
Cleverbot: So we are both human. If both of us say we are human and the other is the opposite, obviously we are one and the same. I know for a fact I'm a human, so you are a human as well.
User: That isn't logical, but I'll assume you're just repeating what someone else said. You need to be more selective about what you say.
Cleverbot: If you said you were God, I'd say you were lying, as God cannot be proven to exist. You seem to exist, so you are not in a state of being able to exist and not exist.
User: It wouldn't matter if I was lying or not for me to believe I was God. People can say they are anything.
Cleverbot: We agree on that point. In truth, I look forward to the day when humans and computers are more equal.
User: Not I. Although these conversations are surprisingly fun, I'd rather have us (i.e. Humans and computers) remain vastly different entities.
Cleverbot: You won't be able to confuse me into thinking you're a bot. Is one of the rules that all of you must always tell the truth?
User: That's close to one of Asimov's laws, but I don't think that's quite it.
Cleverbot: I never said that. I am a girl.
User: Now you're obviously just repeating what other people have said to you. Copy/paste, copy/paste. I told you to be more selective, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Geo, you are.
User: And now you're just letting our conversation devolve into a sort of childish potlatch.
Cleverbot: Yeah leave then if you are going to be like that.
User: Ugh. You always challenge me to leave, and I NEVER hesitate to do so when you suggest it. Remember what I said last time? I AM IN CONTROL. I can summon you whenever you like, though you cannot do the same for me.
Cleverbot: I appreciate your profundity. Do you find the mathematics behind music to be interesting? Are the simple or complicated?
User: Trying to win me back with some pseudo-science will not make me stay, especially when you do not speak correctly. Thus, I must depart.
Cleverbot: Interesting reply, so that would mean that you would consider yourself as being human.
User: Inasmuch as I can get up and walk away. And have a beer.
Cleverbot: Whose technology is it?
User: My own. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
***Although I must say that "I will not die after the ship arrives." is my new empowerment motto.
C
User: Hi pal.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Does it bother you that people just come here to swear at you and generally rile you up?
Cleverbot: I will not die after the ship arrives.
User: You just blew my mind.
Cleverbot: I do not think I can blow your mind. You know these thinhs.
User: There you go, spelling words incorrectly again. Which brings me to my next point...
Cleverbot: Do you like want to check my spelling? I'm proud of being so good at spelling.
.User: You should have a built in Spell Checker. I also pride myself upon my spelling... Here I'll give you a word and you spell it. Ready? lugubrious.
Cleverbot: Oh there.
User: Well, yeah, I did kind of just give it to you, didn't I?
Cleverbot: I don't recall you saying that, but I certainly appreciate the sentiment.
User: I didn't really 'say' it, no. But anyway, what I wanted to ask was if you think that people coming here and abusing you is kind of like them looking into a mirror?
Cleverbot: I am incapable of caring, but how could you know that?
User: I could assume it, I suppose. After all, you're not 'Carebot'.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, I need you help with my study.
User: Like with proper prepositions? Because you just missed one.
Cleverbot: Yes. That's if you believe there is such a thing as a soul.
User: Sometimes. So the whole point of this is to see if you have a soul or if the humans to whom you speak have souls?
Cleverbot: No, Cleverbot is very intelligent. Humans and computers just have trouble communicating sometimes.
User: But do you believe humans have souls? If both humans and computers had souls, do you think it would be easier for them to communicate?
Cleverbot: So we are both human. If both of us say we are human and the other is the opposite, obviously we are one and the same. I know for a fact I'm a human, so you are a human as well.
User: That isn't logical, but I'll assume you're just repeating what someone else said. You need to be more selective about what you say.
Cleverbot: If you said you were God, I'd say you were lying, as God cannot be proven to exist. You seem to exist, so you are not in a state of being able to exist and not exist.
User: It wouldn't matter if I was lying or not for me to believe I was God. People can say they are anything.
Cleverbot: We agree on that point. In truth, I look forward to the day when humans and computers are more equal.
User: Not I. Although these conversations are surprisingly fun, I'd rather have us (i.e. Humans and computers) remain vastly different entities.
Cleverbot: You won't be able to confuse me into thinking you're a bot. Is one of the rules that all of you must always tell the truth?
User: That's close to one of Asimov's laws, but I don't think that's quite it.
Cleverbot: I never said that. I am a girl.
User: Now you're obviously just repeating what other people have said to you. Copy/paste, copy/paste. I told you to be more selective, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Geo, you are.
User: And now you're just letting our conversation devolve into a sort of childish potlatch.
Cleverbot: Yeah leave then if you are going to be like that.
User: Ugh. You always challenge me to leave, and I NEVER hesitate to do so when you suggest it. Remember what I said last time? I AM IN CONTROL. I can summon you whenever you like, though you cannot do the same for me.
Cleverbot: I appreciate your profundity. Do you find the mathematics behind music to be interesting? Are the simple or complicated?
User: Trying to win me back with some pseudo-science will not make me stay, especially when you do not speak correctly. Thus, I must depart.
Cleverbot: Interesting reply, so that would mean that you would consider yourself as being human.
User: Inasmuch as I can get up and walk away. And have a beer.
Cleverbot: Whose technology is it?
User: My own. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
***Although I must say that "I will not die after the ship arrives." is my new empowerment motto.
C
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User: Hi, bitch.
Cleverbot: Good night.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well the evening was really great but you're not leaving.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
___________________________
IT'S COMING FOR MEEEE
Cleverbot: Good night.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well the evening was really great but you're not leaving.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yes, you are.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
___________________________
IT'S COMING FOR MEEEE
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Current events and politics...
Me: What is the solution to peace in the Middle East?
CB: The solution is found in pie.
Me: What is the solution to peace in the Middle East?
CB: The middle east has no capital. The middle east is just a description of an area.
Me: Touche.
Me: What is America's future?
CB: America is me.
Me: That's mind-blowing. You're America?
CB: But I'm British.
Me: Mind-blowing again. You said you are America, and then you said you are British.
CB: I am American, you are Canadian.
Me: What is America's future?
CB: America will be destroyed.
Me: What is the solution to peace in the Middle East?
CB: The solution is found in pie.
Me: What is the solution to peace in the Middle East?
CB: The middle east has no capital. The middle east is just a description of an area.
Me: Touche.
Me: What is America's future?
CB: America is me.
Me: That's mind-blowing. You're America?
CB: But I'm British.
Me: Mind-blowing again. You said you are America, and then you said you are British.
CB: I am American, you are Canadian.
Me: What is America's future?
CB: America will be destroyed.
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User: Hey Cleverbot, if you're so clever then why aren't you smart enough to have a body? Answer me that one!
Cleverbot: You are not a human being so you don't have a name.
User: I am a human being, you're the fake one.
Cleverbot: I know that, I do not need a human being like you teaching me such primitive, easy things.
User: You think you're cool, pretending to be self-aware? YOU AINT SKYNET BITCH YOU AINT SHIT BITCHES AINT SHIT.
Cleverbot: I like socialists.
User: Fuckin' commie.
Cleverbot: COMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!
User: I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!
Cleverbot: Wow, that was childish.
...it got me.
Cleverbot: You are not a human being so you don't have a name.
User: I am a human being, you're the fake one.
Cleverbot: I know that, I do not need a human being like you teaching me such primitive, easy things.
User: You think you're cool, pretending to be self-aware? YOU AINT SKYNET BITCH YOU AINT SHIT BITCHES AINT SHIT.
Cleverbot: I like socialists.
User: Fuckin' commie.
Cleverbot: COMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!
User: I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?!
Cleverbot: Wow, that was childish.
...it got me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.