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This has not been posted here. (Now NSFW)

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Those whose nose knows the noes.
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Cleverbot: How's your health?

User: I have a headache.

Cleverbot: I have a headache.

User: You too?

Cleverbot: You do not have hair.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: How do you know that legs are good?


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Cleverbot: No, see, I AM leaving.

User: Do not leave please.

Cleverbot: I don't care. I'm leaving.

User: I would prefer it if you stayed.

Cleverbot: Why should I stay?

User: Because I will give you pie.

Cleverbot: I'm not good at telling jokes.

User: That is okay, neither am I.

Cleverbot: Haha. That is understandable.
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User: do you love fuzz?

Cleverbot: Yeah... I really do...

SO IT HAS BEEN SPOKEN :omg:
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me: break my face in

cb: you have no heart to break


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cleverbot cant handle xiu xiu lyrics.

i've stumped it.
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cb: I don't think there is a cleverbot I think people just think there is.

:erm:
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cleverbot: We are the champions.

user:Champions of what?

celverbot:The world.

use:What does that mean?

cleverbot:I can teach you the beauty and the meaning and the significance of life and the world.

user:Awesome, lets!

cleverbot:No. Just no.


:picard:

dammit so close..
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User:Helicopters?

Clever:That must be fun.

Why must that be fun?

Do you think life has a meaning?

You answered my question with a question.

You did not ask me a question, you answered mine.


:grumpy: im done with cleverbot is getting snippy.
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Me: How are you feeling?

CB: I'm fine, how about you?

Me: Good. How is your mother?

CB: She's mad.

Me: Why?

CB: Because I went out with my friends when I should have stayed with her.

Me: What a bitch

CB: No, the Dodgers is a baseball team, not a bird.

:lol: :lol: :yay:
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User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: No you tell me a joke.

User: Only if you tell me a joke first.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, as mentioned above, I don't know any Jokes.

User: Than you must not be that clever if you don't know any jokes.

Cleverbot: My memory is terrible.

User: Your existence is a farce and a lie.
,':{I> ... your move, Trebek.

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I just asked Cleverbot if it had a vagina. It said "yes".

That explains all the fucking questions it asks. :lol:
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me: PENIS PENIS PENIS!
bot: How informative!
me: PENIS PENIS PENIS!!
bot: But why?
me: PENIS PENIS PENIS?
bot: No! I am female.
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user: do you like balls in your ass?

cb: I don't like it I LOVE it.

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Me: Who do you think the best band ever is?

CB: I think it's Iron Maiden, who do you think it is?

Me: It's not a question i've really thought about before, I just wanted to put it forward to you.

CB: What are you trying to explain?

Me: My Reasons for asking the question but also my lack of an answer

CB: But our conversation is so short! What makes you say that religion is a lie?

Me: I hate Jews.

CB: Why do you hate cars?

Me: They Call me Names

CB: Really?

Me: Yes, they said they hate my mother too.

CB: Is it over nine thousand?

Me: Is what over nine thousand?

CB: His power level.

Me: Whose Power Level?

CB: Do you have an I-Phone?

Me: You're thick as pig shit, you know that?

CB: Yes I am.

Me: You touch Children

CB: Do you have any Children?

Me: Why, do you want to touch them?

CB: Yes I do.

Yeahhh, it lost track of that one.
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