ken comes in his own box!
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why cant ken and barbie have sex?
ken comes in his own box!
ken comes in his own box!
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Why was the girl afraid of Santa?
She was Claustrophobic
She was Claustrophobic
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
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How do Mexicans cut their pizza
Little Ceasor's (scissors)
Little Ceasor's (scissors)
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The4455 wrote:How do Mexicans cut their pizza
Leettle Ceasor's (scissors)
Fixed.
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What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonkey.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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Two pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their future babies.
The first says: "I hope my baby is a boy, I've used blue wool".
The second says: "I hope mine's a spastic, I've fucked up the arms".
A wonkey.
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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Two pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their future babies.
The first says: "I hope my baby is a boy, I've used blue wool".
The second says: "I hope mine's a spastic, I've fucked up the arms".
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ChrisDN wrote:
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
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'I can't feel my legs!!!'
'That's because your arms have been blown off'
'That's because your arms have been blown off'
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Monkeyboard wrote:'I can't feel my legs!!!'
'That's because your arms have been blown off'
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What'd the mexican gang member say when the apartment complex fell on him?
Get off me holmes(homes)
Get off me holmes(homes)
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Lizard.......izard.......izard.....izard
Hey it's a gecko!
Hey it's a gecko!
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how many people does it take to circumsize a whale?
four skin divers.
four skin divers.
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