Is it petty for me to...

[Companda]

Someone need to do something about that pie.

[Rygot]

*sigh*

I'll see what I can do about the pie.

Since noone else seems to fucking care enough!

[comtrails70]

i'd say let it escalate till he does the first move then crush his skull.
then again i dont know how much he deserves it. and like they said in the previous posts its your ex.
either way i'm voting for the pie.

[comtrails70]

ilf universe revolves around the pie.

[Toonster]

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[laterallateral]

Lure him with pie.
Then kick him in the nutz for stealing your pie.

[dubkitty]

eventually, like Napoleon, he'll find a Russia to attack. until then, you might as well relax and enjoy some pie.

[Chumley]

I still like "pay a crackhead", but that's just what I'd do.

[madmax1012]

looks like pie is the answer. depends on the situation tho. my girlfriend cheated on me AT senior prom and i contemplated making sure that kid ate from a tube for a while, but my friends talked my down. probably a good idea now that i think about it..

[hclapp219]

I'm just glad this is still the case:

Solve your issues maturely and amicably.
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Just to be contrarty, I voted for it.

boo, you whore

[metalmariachi]

Well it really isn’t worth the trouble in the long run.
Best case: She still won’t be your girlfriend, he will still be an ass hole and you end up with bruses and scrapes for nothing.
Worse case: you could end up arrested, sued or hurt really bad

MM

[oinkbanana]

if he's a BIG jackass, then he can't help himself and is probably a jackass to many people
so statistically he'll soon be a jackass to the wrong stranger who's gonna really cream his ass
and that's probably the best way it to happen
imho getting your ass kicked in by a stranger sure hurts more then getting it from an exgirlfriends exboyfriend.

so unless he's actually causing you shit directly I'd say let it be
and let that ex-solve her own problems.

[sevenSHARPnine]

So, what kind of pie are we having?

[Fuzzy Picklez]

So, what kind of pie are we having?

Creamsicle.

[Noise...]

I heard there was pie in here?