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Bass players are lazy. I play bass. And I'm pretty god damn lazy.

Drummers are usually dipshits. If you don't find that to be true, you are likely a dipshit.

PS: I wish I was a drummer. :(
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Bass Players have big cocks.


True.
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Another one:


"Indie guys have no chops."


Well, okay...a lot don't but....some of we older indie guys started off in shred so...
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long hair makes you play better.

painted flames on your guitar make you play faster.
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hudpucker wrote:Another one:


"Indie guys have no chops."


Well, okay...a lot don't but....some of we older indie guys started off in shred so...



as long as u look cool or have adhd in attention seeking it will get you further then chops :lol:
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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do a trombone player and baseball have in common?
Everyone cheers when you hit them with a bat.
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for bass players:

your axe determines the bands you play in. like have you ever seen a dude with a spector or a natural veneer ESP in an indie band?
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Guitarists: buys small underpowered amp that is easy to carry around, complains that everyone else is too loud... and needs to be miced at ALL gigs :grumpy:
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unownunown wrote:oh also... why do drummers have such needy/bitchy/awful girlfriends?
Because they're dating drummers...
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devnulljp wrote:
unownunown wrote:oh also... why do drummers have such needy/bitchy/awful girlfriends?
Because they're dating drummers...

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Q: how many guitar players does it take to play a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?
A: all of them, apparently.

Q: how many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: ten: one to change the bulb and nine to watch and say "i can do that better."

Q: how many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: four: one to change the bulb and three to complain that it's electric.
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i love this thread

why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
so they can park in the handicapped spot.
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theavondon wrote:How do you know a musician is on your door step?

When he gives you your pizza.


:lol: ...psshhhh, who does that for a job anyways...hehe... :duck:
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theactionindex wrote:
theavondon wrote:How do you know a musician is on your door step?

When he gives you your pizza.


:lol: ...psshhhh, who does that for a job anyways...hehe... :duck:

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