help me out

[deadbeatriot]

So I decided to paint my 5 cousins slightly fucked up motivational posters for christmas.

So far I have two ideas - 'shoot for the moon' with a unicorn impaling the moon
and 'when life gives you lemons' with a weeping lemon about to go through a juicer.


Anybody know any more of these cutesy proverbs? I can't seem to think of any.

[htsamurai]

keep your chin up
with a picture of a boxing glove coming at you

[jrmy]

"Don't let the turkeys get you down"

With a bunch of mean, heavily armed mutant turkeys glaring out at you.

[SPACERITUAL]

"boys have penis girls have vagina"

[DarkAxel]

"boys have penis girls have vagina"

With a bunch of mean, heavily armed mutant turkeys glaring out at you.

fix'ed

[modernage]

How about "don't cry over spilt milk." With a dead milk carton lying on the ground with its milky cuts spilling out all over.

[htsamurai]

"boys have penis girls have vagina"

With a bunch of mean, heavily armed mutant turkeys glaring out at you.

fix'ed

I lol'd

[tuffteef]

unicorns are just horses with a cornetto stuck on its head

[warwick.hoy]

You can pick your friends
and
You can pick your nose
but
You can't pick your friend's nose

(which is totally not true,...I pick my wife's nose all the time and she's my friend)

[deadbeatriot]

How about "don't cry over spilt milk." With a dead milk carton lying on the ground with its milky cuts spilling out all over.

i like this one a lot.

i've also got "love conquers all" with a heart sitting on a throne atop a pile of bones, and "dance like no one's watching" with a guy standing alone awkwardly in a spotlight. i'll post pictures when i'm done if yall wanna see em

[hclapp219]

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.

Have a picture of a monster bush eating a guys hands off.

[sutarappa]

Have a picture of a monster bush eating a guys hands off.

yep. hard work, that is.