Great insane movie lines

[Tigerbass]

Watching ConAir and Steve Buscemis' character, Garland Greene, tells Nicholas Cage, or Cameron Poe, "this girl, I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat." That is my favorite insane movie line of all time!!
Anyone else have some crazy classics?

[devnulljp]

Bruce Robinson has all the best lines:

Don't pretend you haven't noticed my cardboard box, Julia, because I know you have!

My grandfather was caught molesting a wallaby in a private zoo in 1919.

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man.

There is a certain 'je ne sais quoi' about a firm, young carrot...

I've been watching you. Especially you, prancing like a tit. You want working on boy.

Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

and on and on it goes ....

[proroby]

From "Wizard People, Dear Readers":
"Harry feels right with himself. He’s down there, a new god who has found his calling. He holds up the Snitch and bellows: “I am a beautiful animal! I am a destroyer of worlds! I am Harry Fucking Potter!” And dear reader, at last, the world was quiet."

and...

"The now totally bonkers uncle porkster crashes down on Harry, the battle that would have been, is now a sad display. Harry at the bottom of a drunken depression well, and his once formidable foe, mindless, and flailing."

plus pretty much the entire movie...

[Nychthemeron]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwicLgOGJOI[/youtube]

[Derelict78]

blue velvet is full of great quotes
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5sQyHnbY4[/youtube]
Frank Booth: Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks? What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't wanna go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: For a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride! Now that's a good idea!


Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: [shouting] Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[McSpunckle]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXl2RMZ0Po[/youtube]

[Derelict78]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXl2RMZ0Po[/youtube]

Great movie line cool movie

[Monkeyboard]

Few I can think of

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those french beaches I''d never see. I wanted to breath smoke.

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school


And not so crazy but cool as hell

Shut up or I'll take you from behind ( not porn)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!

[Gearmond]

"Fuck you, Lucky Charms!"
-Leprichaun

[devnulljp]

Some more good darker ones

The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating.

[Ghost Hip]

I love in American Psycho when he states his thoughts and criticisms of Huey Lewis and The News while murdering someone.

[Tigerbass]

I love in American Psycho when he states his thoughts and criticisms of Huey Lewis and The News while murdering someone.

Haha...that was classic!

[Mudfuzz]

I think my all time fave was from the original cut of Dune. Kenneth McMillan " I want to spit on your head, just a little spittle in your face"

[tuffteef]

HURRY UP AND BUY!

[Gearmond]

The entire script of The Big Lebowski.