I thought this movie was totally kick-ass!!
The very first opening sequence was INSANE!!!! hahahahha!
Machete
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At least she is naked for most of the movie!!
I thought this movie was totally kick-ass!!
The very first opening sequence was INSANE!!!! hahahahha!
I thought this movie was totally kick-ass!!
The very first opening sequence was INSANE!!!! hahahahha!
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I saw it drunk on henny....greatest movie ever
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Huge fan of RR (even spy kids wasn't so bad) and Danny Trejo.
It was mreh.
Planet Terror is still friggin brilliant.
It was mreh.
Planet Terror is still friggin brilliant.
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Speaking of RR, I worked on a short film project a couple weeks ago with his youngest sister Tina.
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I think this is the best movie that has come out this year. It deserves every movie award ever for the hospital scene. bungee-jumping with his own intestines, classic 
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when a movie has ten people dead and a naked woman pulling a phone out of her cooch in the first ten minutes you know you're in for a treat
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I’ll have to see it I’m a big fan of both RR and Danny Trejo.
One of the most under rated actors around.
Could you imagine a movie with Danny, and young Bruce Dern, Jack Elam and Lee Van Cleef, a collaboration between RR and Quentin Tarantino?
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One of the most under rated actors around.
Could you imagine a movie with Danny, and young Bruce Dern, Jack Elam and Lee Van Cleef, a collaboration between RR and Quentin Tarantino?
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Machete doesn't fucking text.
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MaxMaps wrote:Machete doesn't fucking text.
Machete improvises
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Best part by a mile was where the guy sent to kill Machete is being all shady driving 'round in a bright light blue mustang.
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maz91379 wrote:deadbeatriot wrote: jessica alba side boob
I feel cheated because it's supposedly computer generated.
I'll pretend I never read that
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Movie ruled! Got a screener's bootleg copy.
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Jero wrote:maz91379 wrote:deadbeatriot wrote: jessica alba side boob
I feel cheated because it's supposedly computer generated.
I'll pretend I never read that
that's how i feel