Holy shit!

[McSpunckle]

I live right down the street from the fucking zoo.

TIGERS ARE RIGHT. FUCKING. THERE! -points violently-

[Eric!]

[redirection="drunk or high thread"]this[/redirection]?

[leastwise]

Couldn't find the video

After a single bear wandering into town has drawn an over-reaction from the residents of Springfield, Homer stands outside his house and muses, “Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is working like a charm!”

Lisa sees through his reasoning: “That’s specious reasoning, dad.” Homer, misunderstanding the word “specious”, thanks her for the compliment.

Optimistically, she tries to explain the error in his argument: “By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.” Homer is confused: “Hmm; how does it work?” Lisa: “It doesn’t work; it’s just a stupid rock!” Homer: “Uh-huh.” Lisa: “… but I don’t see any tigers around, do you?”

Homer, after a moment’s thought: “Lisa, I want to buy your rock…”

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdTyw6_lgD0[/youtube]

[tuffteef]

your lunch if they escape

[Mudfuzz]

I live right down the street from the fucking zoo.

TIGERS ARE ~ FUCKING ~ THERE! -points violently-

[Eric!]

I live right down the street from the fucking zoo.

TIGERS ARE ~ FUCKING ~ THERE! -points violently-

Lolololol, you're alright, Mudderfuzzer

[warwick.hoy]

I liked this.

[McSpunckle]

I was completely sober when I posted this, and I still feel the same way.

Let's fuck like tigers.

[spacelordmother]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndMNxsMG9IQ[/youtube]

[Eric!]

Let's fuck like tigers.

PASS!

[Gonza]

i want to have a tiger as a domestic pet.
fucking insticts, how do they work?