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This query feels about 10 years out of date, but this would be the group, definitely.

I have a potential gig doing very short film soundtracks, semi-improv.

I own and enjoy one of those U-Create beatbox/toy sampler things from 20 years back. It's definitely in the ballpark creatively, but a bit lo-fi for context.

Can anyone point me at a more recent toy groovebox with sampling capabilities, esp one that might favour experimental/aleatory music? Feel free to mention low-end grownup stuff like Teenage Engineering, although I'm pretty well up on those possibilities already. I'll set an arbitrary $100new/$50secondhand limit.
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Your best bet would probably be some apps for iPad/iPhone. On the lower side, I've seen used Korg Volca samplers for $80. If you have to pay taxes/shipping, though, then you're back up to $100.
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Maybe a Yamaha SU sampler or Bastl MicroGranny shows up on the used market, but I would still be expecting over $100.
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How about the humble Akai U40 or U400? A dirty ass digital sampler meant for recording songs and slowing them down to practice with. It’s very limited but has charmingly rudimentary sample trimming and time stretching. I see them for 100 bucks but now and then they’ll go for cheap.
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Cheapest option would be any clone'd/rebrand'd loop peddle (craigslist!) into a microphone (can transmit virtually any audible sound!) becuz the "groovebox" industry has taken over and now allodose are at least (!) 500 millibux (used!) :facepalm:

Musical saw + bow (maybe rosin if you're outta free & plentifool bear greese) is still a wiser choix 2 pair, but obviously not a keenly compact thingamybob (RE!LEASE!THINE!THINGAMYBOBBBBB!) :bear:

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Thanks for all the helpful suggestions, guys. From this side of the atlantic the lines demarcating toys from Serious Musical Instruments are even more blurred than in the US. I dig the U400 and the SU but they work out so expensive that I might as well pay another 50% and get something more practical. Meanwhile, it's Panda [aargh senior moment I meant Koala] on my old smartphone (Nokia 1.4 with a dead camera) which suggestion I think I picked up here.

I also did some independent digging into Chinese sound toys and can say that my absolute favourites are all products of the Shenzhen Joyfun company, makers of those pocket calculator-sized boxes with 16 keys each of which plays one prerecorded sample (eg https://www.amazon.com/Noisemaker-Whist ... B0DQVT5LJB ). These are cheap as you like, beautifully made and with pretty good sound quality. If they'd only make a sampler...
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i need this for my conceptual Neu! cover band.

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No output jack...

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